On a random note, from Conservapedia: "Should We Ban The Butt Plug?"

[originalpckelly]

http://www.conservatipedia.com/2008/02/should-we-ban-butt-plug.html

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Just no one ask HOW I found this article, OK?

[Liberal Veteran]

1. Most definitely. Karl Rove is far too endemic to the airwaves.

[originalpckelly]

2. OMG!

:rofl:

You! Making me laugh like that. Butt seriously, what's wrong with these people?

[MindPilot]

11. Nicely done!

:applause::rofl:

[OneGrassRoot]

3. Oh dear....

:rofl:

[drm604]

4. That's actually not Conservapedia.

It's Conservatipedia. It is funny though.

[flvegan]

5. This is a satire site, right?

Someone, please tell me this is satire. Just knowing that this sort of stupid is out there makes my internets hurt.

[drm604]

8. No one is really sure.

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Conservatipedia

I guess it's a good example of Poe's Law: http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Poe%27s_Law

Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing.

[MrModerate]

6. A parody. Gutter-dwelling, but a parody nonetheless. n/t

[Stevenmarc]

7. Conservatives come with their own built in butt plug, it's called their head

[MindPilot]

9. When butt plugs are outlawed...

I'll give up my butt plug when you pry my...ummm, never mind.

[Fridays Child]

10. Uh, NO. The baby Jesus gets royalties.

http://divine-interventions.com/baby.php (Warning: Click only if you are not easily offended.)

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

12. Did you check out the different colors?

I can see how people would be offended by that product, butt damn!...That's some funny anti-sh*t!
(There wasn't a smiley that was completely appropriate, hence: :spank::silly::evilgrin:)
They even have Glow in the dark!:wow:
:evilgrin:

[Sonoman]

18. Plastic Jesus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG9tuuznL1Y

Sonoman

[timo]

13. 2 kinds of butt plug owners

those that do and those that lie about it!!! rec for anal play freaks across the universe!!

[madinmaryland]

14. DON'T TUTCH THE BUT!

:P

[kentuck]

15. LIsten...we need every job we can get...

..including those that make butt plugs...

[Kat45]

16. That is a riot!

I hope it's a joke.

[Jamastiene]

17. Lulz

:popcorn:

[MilesColtrane]

19. "Just no one ask HOW I found this article, OK?"

I know, you were just Googling your old high school English teacher, Bert Pluge, and your fingers slipped.

(That's a good story, and you should just stick with it.)

[originalpckelly]

20. And where should I stick it?

:P

[Initech]

21. Butt plugs? Seriously?

I like Dave Attell's bit: "Those all sound like nautical terms to me. Limey, strap on the dildo, it's gonna be a wet one! Batton down the butt plugs. You, you and you grab a cock ring and meet me on the poop deck!"

:rofl: