N 48 Hours I Will Be With Jesus...... Rapture Alert

[rsmith6621]

...Is there anything anyone here wants me to ask Him????

[MrScorpio]

1. Who's going to win at Pimlico in the Preakness? nt

That's this Saturday, you know

[liberal_mama]

25. I was going to bet Dialed In, but the race is run right after 6pm

so the Rapture will have already begun. :(

[nadinbrzezinski]

2. A hard one... why does the holy family ALLOW

for things like genocide to occur? Or for that matter, why did they take the six month old I declared or the five year old? I mean the gang member... I get it, he was wanted for killing a few people... but the six month old, still bugs me... the two year old I triaged also bugs me.

[MrMickeysMom]

3. Yes.... I have a good question....

Is he as disappointed with his new visitors as we were before they left?

[jaysunb]

16. You definitely win the prize !!!

:thumbsup:

[Webster Green]

4. Ask if he's into Apple or PC.

He doesn't seem like an Apple kind of guy to me.

[NYC_SKP]

5. Ask him where my all my socks have gone and why he created critters like mosquitos and Sarah

Palin.

[kestrel91316]

24. Your socks are all in Jorge Mahr's car's back seat here in Los Angeles. Seriously.

They just randomly appear there, have for years, and he has no idea where they come from. Random single socks.

IMHO it's a wormhole or a crack in the space-time continuum.

[RandySF]

6. Can I have your stuff?

[Old and In the Way]

7. If there is a god, I hope he ruptures every faux pious conservative Saturday.

That would create the conditions for Heaven on Earth...

[Joe Bacon]

8. Could you ask him to point out real estate bargains in Beverly Hills?

According to Republicans, there should be plenty of vacancies on Sunday!

[katanalori]

9. The follwing are from twitter

http://twitter.com/#!/search?q=%23rapturePranks

"Run around the neighborhood Saturday afternoon wearing a black hoodie and carrying a sickle. "

"Post sign at church: "Valet Parking Instructions For Rapture. Park Car. Leave Title and Keys Under Seat."

"On Saturday, pick one person in your house and before they wake put empty outfits in all the other beds."

"take some old clothes and shoes, leave sets of them on sidewalk"

"I'm gonna walk around naked and say I was in the process of being raptured"

"Call Fox News and tell them Glenn Beck is standing naked at a bus stop, carrying a suitcase."

[katanalori]

10. more fun!

from: http://www.stonekettle.com/2011/05/ten-reasons-doomsday-will-be-awesome.html

"Buy a couple of those blow-up dolls (unless, of course, you already have a couple, as a joke, for bachelor parties and shit. Sure. Nobody is judging you. Loser). Fill them with helium. Saturday evening about 6PM, let them go. From a couple of hundred feet, who will be able to tell vinyl from the Saved?"

"Nobody post anything on Sunday morning. Stay inside with the lights off – or better yet sneak outside, start your car and leave it running with the sunroof open and the radio tuned to the Gospel Channel. Arrange a couple of suits of empty clothing on the front lawn. Don’t answer your phone. All the believers will think they got left behind. Then, about noon or so, right about the time despair it setting in, we’ll all jump out and yell Surprise!"

"Dress up as Jesus. On Sunday morning, knock on Harold Camping’s door and explain why he won’t be joining the others in Heaven."

[nadinbrzezinski]

12. I know I should not laugh

Will I burn in hell for finding any of these Hysterically funny?

[Mz Pip]

21. Blow - up dolls...

There was an episode of Six Feet Under that began with a crazy fundy lady driving down the street listening to some crazy talk show. Someone had filled a full sized naked blow-up doll with helium and it floated off. This crazy lady saw the doll floating up into the sky and thought the Rapture was happening. She got so excited she drove off the road and crashed her car and died.

[jaysunb]

11. Ask for the mega millions & powerball #'s next week

Thanks and have a nice trip. :evilgrin:

HOLLA !

[chollybocker]

13. What kind of wine should I bring?

Also, when the meek inherit the earth, will there be much paperwork involved?

[Renew Deal]

14. Have a great ride!

O8)

[Tx4obama]

15. Please ask him to take Palin and Bachmann and all those other nutty GOPers too n/t

[Skink]

17. Should the NFL strike?

[BadgerKid]

18. Do they get BBC America up there?

I would rather not miss the Doctor Who broadcast.

[ecstatic]

19. To show Palin and Bachmann the open door

and slam it in their faces on Election Day 2012!

Sarah Palin today said she will seek guidance from a higher authority over whether to run for the White House in 2012.

The defeated republican vice presidential candidate told how she hoped God would 'show her the way' on any bid for the presidency in four years.

But the Alaska governor, who has been promoted as a possible candidate in some republican quarters, has not yet decided to mount a campaign.

She said: 'I'm like, OK, God, if there is an open door for me somewhere, this is what I always pray, I'm like, don't let me miss the open door.

'Show me where the open door is.'

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1084337/Sarah-Palin-God-door-White-House-2012.html#ixzz1MrgejXPa

[kestrel91316]

20. Yeah. Why is His dad such a vindictive old coot?

[dflprincess]

22. I think there might be some confusion about what happens Saturday - my niece sent me this today

[krispos42]

23. Did Adam and/or Eve have bellybuttons?

Inquiring minds want to know.