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brooklynite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 06:38 AM
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It's MAY 21st...has the world ended?
New Zealand is GMT + 12 hours. Anything going on?
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 06:47 AM
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1. If you'd read your scripture, you'd know that the end is on 5/21/2011 at 18:00 local time
Right now it's only 23:46 on May 20th, you heretic.
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brooklynite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 06:50 AM
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2. So, you're saying I have time for a haircut?
I'd like to look my best.
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 06:53 AM
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3. Sure! And you might as well give the stylist a huge tip.
Heck, go whole-hog and get that waxing you've been putting off.
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Buns_of_Fire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 06:53 AM
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4. It's like New Years -- Watch your local channel for "Dick Clark's Rockin' Rapture"
Edited on Fri May-20-11 06:53 AM by Buns_of_Fire
(Hey, Dick? Dick? You're on! Anybody seen Dick?...)
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 06:56 AM
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5. Howard Camping says that it will likely be an earthquake spreading around the globe
Honestly, an asteroid strike sounds like a more efficient and satisfyingly dramatic end, but I'm sure that we'll start hearing something soon...
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Buns_of_Fire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 07:06 AM
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7. I vote for the asteroid strike. If you're gonna go, go BIG.
I wonder how many people would be running towards the projected Ground Zero as opposed to the number running away.
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CJvR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 07:02 AM
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6. Sweden reporting in.
We are still here, only 10 more hours and we will have dodged the bullet.
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Diclotican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 07:08 AM
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8. brooklynite
brooklynite

Wel, I belive a few of them wil be dispepointed when they have to go to work at monday.. When the end are not ending, and they are waking up to a new week

Diclotican
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Zephie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 07:36 AM
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9. Everyone knows God works on 'Murkan time
You Godless non-Murkans gotta wait until it's the right time in His chosen country, uhhuh. :eyes:
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Bragi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 08:14 AM
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11. Daylight saving time? /nt
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Zephie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 09:14 AM
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17. I assume it would be EST
Much like TV guide. Wouldn't want to interrupt primetime after all.
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Bragi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 08:13 AM
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10. An ominous silence from NZ
The lack of any posted response from NZ raises concerns.
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PassingFair Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 08:16 AM
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12. LOL nt
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justiceischeap Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 08:18 AM
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13. Other than a bad Metro ride in DC, the world is still spinning here. nt
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drpepper67 Donating Member (224 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 08:21 AM
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14. I think I felt something!
Sorry.

Just gas.

As you were...
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Buns_of_Fire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 08:44 AM
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15. "Earth Destroyed by Flatulence" -- a sorry end, indeed.
But nobody can say we didn't WARN them about the impact of all those cow burps and cow farts. All it'll take is one bean burrito too many, now -- and it's scheduled to happen tomorrow evening at 6:00 Local Time. The world has been warned.
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yourout Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 08:55 AM
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16. Do I have time for a pre-rapture roll in the hay with the Mrs?
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Bragi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 09:52 AM
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18. Depends on your endurance and/or medications /nt
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