Rapture day joke

[sellitman]

Everyone get old cloths and leave them arranged together on side walks all around your town tonight at mid night.

[Graybeard]

1. I think Mike Malloy started this.

At least I heard it first on his show earlier this week. He said he wanted to see the looks on all of the "Rapture Ready"'s faces when they think they have been left behind!

[Loudmxr]

2. As a guy who as worked with comedians ... that sucks. But they always have a alternative.

Really in the advert industry, which I was employed, I dealt with actors, comedians, and broadcast talent. All are separate personalities. OY!

Here is the better joke... Leave empty fully clothed remnants of people tonight. Especially around churches.

Hats are optional.

BTW nice idea but it needed refining.

Whenever I worked with the comics they would always come in with a joke with three punch lines. "Which do you think is funnier?" They would be dead serious.

That is what gets me through life. When confronted with a situation... how can I make it funny? Then how can I make it funnier?

And... when I have ridiculed the powerful it has got me into such trouble.:shrug:

edited for a slight misspelling