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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 11:03 PM
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What would the World be like if guys like Boehner and McConnell smoked weed
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RKP5637 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 11:04 PM
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1. They sure need something to chill them out! n/t
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livetohike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 11:07 PM
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2. Boehner would laugh more and cry less and McConnell
would start wearing tie dyed shirts :shrug:.
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Drale Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 11:13 PM
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3. I don't know they might actually act on those voices in their heads
and try to exterminate the blacks and the jews and the muslims and everyone else who isn't white.
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Gman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 11:14 PM
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4. Or this
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Hugabear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 11:16 PM
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5. Having watched "Reefer Madness", I'm sure it would be a drunken orgy on the House floor
Get everyone to smoke weed, and let's see the real GOP freaks come out ;)
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Davis_X_Machina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 11:26 PM
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6. They'd still be assholes..
...they'd just be stoned assholes.

Unless dope is different than it was when I was in college.
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AsahinaKimi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 11:29 PM
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7. I wonder if they really do in private..
Not everything they say is actually rational..
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Jakes Progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 11:37 PM
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8. What makes you think they don't.
I know several ass holes who smoke dope.
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The Second Stone Donating Member (603 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 11:42 PM
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9. They do whatever they want to do
and if either smokes and drinks then I am reasonably sure that such a person would also get high whenever they felt like it. What would make it hypocritical is that most Americans don't feel the need to be closeted about it.
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Common Sense Party Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 11:46 PM
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10. They can't get any DUMBER.
Maybe they'd just become more mellow.
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southerncrone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 11:50 PM
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11. Bainer (the bain of our existence) would get a serious burn
from falling asleep in the tanning bed.
We wouldn't be able to tell he'd been crying, cuz his eyes would already be bloodshot.
He'd be motivated to do even less.
Hmmmmm............now that I think about it...........maybe............he........already........ :smoke:


I can't even fathom McConnell high. That's beyond my realm of perception! :freak:



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cherokeeprogressive Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 11:52 PM
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12. Assholes are assholes, be they heads or not.
I've shared tokes with plenty of people whose weed I'd never have smoked and who I would never have shared my nuggz with had I known in advance who they were deep down inside.
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-11 01:47 AM
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13. They'd be like William F. Buckley, the same reptilian charm minus the pretentious vocabulary.
Edited on Sat Jan-08-11 02:23 AM by MilesColtrane
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Jack Rabbit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-11 02:00 AM
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14. The world would exactly as it is now
Neither of those two have a mind to bend, and hence grass would have no effect on them.
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walldude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-11 02:03 AM
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15. +1.. waste of good weed... n/t
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sabrina 1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-11 02:09 AM
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16. Whatever they're on, it's not good for them and it's not good for us.
Switching to weed might be a good thing for all of us.
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krabigirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-11 04:57 AM
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17. how do you know they don't?
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