I got some First World Problems

[TalkingDog]

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Did you burn yourself when you spilled your double latte? Get wine stains on your kitchen counter? Catch a computer virus on your new copy of Windows 7? Get a nail in the tire of your Lexus? Can't decide which DVF dress to wear out this evening? Wonder when you should make use of those rewards points on your Amex Black?


Tell Us Your First World Problem or Read Other People's First World Problems



Well, at least 1% of us do anyway....

[RZM]

1. Strange post

Especially on a board made up mostly of people in the first world who gather to complain ;)

Aren't SS cuts also a first-world problem? They would certainly seem so from the vantage point of a citizen of Zimbabwe.

[Newest Reality]

2. Greetings from the new

Third-World! Those are interesting, yet somewhat foreign problems to our people.

We are becoming legion. Many are joining us here as disenfranchisement becomes the new, pervasive franchise. The margin of the marginalized is getting as fat as a banker's holdings.

We need boots so that we can do that bootstrap self-elevation thing spoken of often in your world as it sounds very Zen-like to us.

Be seeing you!

[rucky]

3. I drove out of 4G range while I was texting this morning.

It was sooooo slow.

[Zywiec]

4. LOL

:rofl:

[TalkingDog]

5. Thank you... (for having a sense of humor)

some people don't... but I don't think that's just a 1st world problem.

[Aerows]

6. You think you have it bad?

I had to eat a Lean Cuisine Spaghetti with Meat Sauce dinner for lunch instead of the Stouffer's Spaghetti with Meat Sauce one I prefer because the grocery store didn't have it! :D

[OffWithTheirHeads]

7. My Porsches in the shop and my hot tub needs repair, my Coke suppliers

got the flue and man I'm in despair

I got the blues,
The Marin county blues.

Any 12 bar rif will work.

[damntexdem]

8. Why look to the past?

The U.S. is in a fast spiral out of the first world.