larwdem
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Thu Jul-07-11 04:52 PM
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I am starting my on business so I am taking money that I have saved up all my life. If it fails I am going to be in deep trouble. So anybody have any ideas how I can get a bailout by the government?
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Thu Jul-07-11 05:03 PM
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1. Make promises you won't keep, lie like a dog, torture yr customers and charge people 2 come n |
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Thu Jul-07-11 05:11 PM
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Get some guys from Goldman-Sachs on your board of directors. Leverage the shit out of your investment. 99:1 should just about do it. Maybe higher. Offer a service that society needs. A prison or something. Threaten to release prisoners if things get dicey. Pay yourself an obscene salary and bonuses. Pay your workers minimum wage and lobby to repeal minimum wage so you can cut their pay to stay competitive. Make "Fuck America!" your Mission Statement.
That should do it.
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