Habitual horsef**ker

[marmar]

A 62-year-old Riley Township (Mich.) man facing charges he had sexual intercourse with a horse was accused of a similar crime 10 years ago, court records show.

John Robert Mester is charged with one count of committing bestiality — a 15-year felony — as well as one count of aggravated indecent exposure, which is punishable by up to two years in jail.

Mester is accused of crossing a fence onto his neighbor's horse pasture in mid-June, where authorities say he engaged in sexual intercourse with a Thoroughbred mare. The neighbor has a horse boarding business.

In 2001, Mester was accused of having sexual intercourse with a pony in Olive Township. He pleaded no contest to attempted animal torture, records show, and was sentenced to 30 days in jail and a year of probation. ............(more)

The complete piece is at: http://www.freep.com/article/20110708/NEWS06/110708049/Michigan-man-accused-having-sex-horse?odyssey=tab|topnews|text|FRONTPAGE

[CreekDog]

1. "Get him off me Wilbur!"

:O

[pscot]

2. Torture

doesn't seem too credible.

[pipi_k]

18. No shit...

porking a horse with a human dick would be like pushing a drinking straw through the Lincoln Tunnel

[notadmblnd]

3. Whoa.. hold me back mother, that pony over there is looking pretty good to me

What the hell makes a person wake up one day and say to themselves, I think I want to have sex with my neighbor's horse?

[LooseWilly]

8. A lush mane?

Seriously though, has this guy been checked for horse herpes?... http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/05/20/us-horses-herpes-outbreak-idUSTRE74J0LW20110520

[unkachuck]

15. maybe his neighbors cow wouldn't let him?....n/t

[SammyWinstonJack]

4. Dear Dog!

:wtf:

[safeinOhio]

5. He picked the ugliest

horse in the paddock.

:rofl:

[aquart]

6. He raped a horse?

[GliderGuider]

7. What was that Scottish song the Rolling Stones sang?

"Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!"

[rrneck]

12. As john Mellencamp once sang

"Hurts so good..."

:rofl:

[SusanaMontana41]

9. i saw this movie. It was called "Zoo." n/t

[marmar]

10. I saw that too. Disturbing, to say the least.

nt

[lunatica]

11. Santorum was right. It's because gays are allowed to marry now

We didn't hear about this sort of thing before did we?

[Kaleva]

13. The mare was wearing a provocative saddle. She was asking for it.

[DJ13]

14. I thought this was about Boehner

:hide:

[Marie Marie]

16. No he only likes to screw the donkeys.

[Ohio Dem]

20. I thought it was about Paul Harvey. nt

[panader0]

17. A guy gets stranded on a island with his dog

After a week or so he had a shelter, water, and fruit from the trees. One day he spotted some sheep, and being quite horny, he picked out the best looking one and prepared to indulge himself. But his dog started barking and scared the sheep away. The next morning he got up very early and snuck out, leaving his dog asleep. But once again, just as he was about to have his sheep, the dog ran up and scared the sheep away. On the way back to his camp, he saw a beautiful, half naked woman washed up on the shore. He resuscitated her and she gasped "I owe you my life! I'll do anything to pay you back." He said, "Well, there is one thing. Could you watch my dog for while?"

[DJ13]

19. !

:rofl:

:thumbsup:

[Initech]

21. Dave Attell:

"You know what animal I'd fuck? A horse. Because when you fuck a horse, you know you always have a ride home."

:rofl:

[eridani]

22. The people of Puyallup, WA are very happy about this, I'm sure n/t

[LLStarks]

23. Visual imagery. The nightmares. nt

[Liquorice]

24. This reminds me... I read about another guy who kept doing the

same thing to a horse and repeatedly got caught. I wonder how many times these guys DIDN'T get caught. WTF is wrong with these people?

http://articles.nydailynews.com/2009-07-29/news/17929877_1_horse-surveillance-cameras-probation