Obama & Pelosi Open To Having 3rd Ears Sewn On Newborns Foreheads Born After July 15th

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Obama & Pelosi Open To Having 3rd Ears Sewn On Each Newborns Foreheads
By Jill Jackson, Patrick Tricker
CBS News
July 8, 2011

In a move that didn't surprise many Obamas inner staffs former aides, on condition of anonymity, have announced that Pelosi and Obama have been in secret talks to sew 3rd ears on the foreheads of each newborn birthed after July 15th. Asked were the former aides got this stupid shit from the aides pointed to each others asses and claimed CBS, ABC and other news outlets have confirmed there claims just by reporting what they said. "...This news is shocking to us...", claimed one of the aides whom can't be named, "...we pleaded with them to sew ARMS on the babies foreheads, not ears!!..". There are no direct quotes from Pelosi or Obama on this issue but fuck it, president Obama has indicated his affinity towards ears by having two big ones of his own. It will be a heavy lift. House Speaker John Boehner said today that the two sided remain far apart on a deal. He said the problem is like a "Rubik's cube that we haven't quite worked out yet."

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3. See, I heard from a source who must remain anonymous

that what you heard is absolutely false. I was told that it's definitely not a third ear, but a third eye. This source is totally reliable and well-known within the most intimate, unimpeachable Washington innermost circle. We can trust him or her or them. Really.

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4. lol, I wouldn't be shocked or surprised if this showed up in the news papers

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6. Ear-face! Ear-face!

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