Luckovich toon: Implants!

[n2doc]

[Aerows]

1. I'm waiting for what they will do

with explosive IUDs. Not that I need one, but the second it's a requirement to check for THAT, all I have to say is that she had best be hot, really good at it, and buy me dinner first.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

2. ThunderBra?

[DJ13]

3. Im sure its just a coincedence

That within days of a report warning about repeated exposure to the TSA x-ray scanners potentially causing birth defects and cancer suddenly theres a report about terrorists implanting bombs in their bodies came out.

[Aerows]

4. Of course it's just a coincidence

Just like it's a coincidence that "Al-Quada" is in Iran. Rapiscans can't pick up the devices if they are made of certain materials and implanted internally, though.

I'm sure most people don't mind being felt up at the airport or scanned. I'm sure they won't mind a body cavity search, either. Who would want a stranger putting their hands all over your body, or taking naked pictures of you when they could be fingering you instead every time you want to fly?

Or you know, they could coerce you to get a microchip implanted in your body as the alternative so that they can track your every movement and deed. None of that goes against "improper search and seizure" laws that pesky Constitution of ours guarantees.

Come on - you know you want to be fingered at the airport every time you have to fly for business. It's a perk.

[Wilms]

6. Oh you "coincidence theorists" are sooooo paranoid.

:sarcasm:

[Loge23]

5. Instant pass for him

They would never subject a person like the caricatured figure to an enhanced search - too obvious for our intrepid TSA'ers.
Go for the grannies and 6 year olds.

What's next? Outpatient surgery at the airport??