http://hypervocal.com/news/2011/family-values-protecting-life-driving-drunk-stripper-viagra/Posted July 7th 8:52am by Slade Sohmer
Let’s say you’re a state legislator who’s so committed to the idea of “protecting life” that you’re a co-sponsor of the “Heartbeat Bill,” an absurd piece of legislation passed by the Ohio House that sought to ban abortions after a fetal heartbeat is detectable (the hearing was so absurd that supporters tried to call a fetus as a witness). In essence, it would ban all abortions in the state. Protecting life.
Now let’s say you’re away from home and that you’ve had too much to drink. It’s almost midnight. You’re not plastered, but you’re definitely impaired, and you know you’d fail a Breathalyzer. You are over the legal limit in any state in the union. If you get in your car and drive somewhere, can you really claim you believe in “protecting life?” Can you say that you are not risking the lives of innocent drivers around you, as well as your own, as well as the 26-year-old stripper in the passenger seat? Endangering life.
The man picture above is Ohio Rep. Robert P. Mecklenborg, a “family values” Republican who managed to finagle himself into enough trouble that he had to change into one of them fancy new orange shirts.
Mecklenborg found himself in a tight spot in the night of April 22nd, the evening of Good Friday no less.
An Indiana state trooper pulled him over on U.S. 50 in Lawrenceburg upon noticing a burned-out headlight. Smelling alcohol on his breath and spotting his “glossy, bloodshot eyes,” the trooper asked Mecklenborg to step out of the car and perform three field sobriety tests, all of which he failed despite denying that he’d been drinking. He refused a Breathalyzer test and a chemical test. “I’ve just been working hard, and that’s it,” he told the officer.