i'm a proud member of the 'professional left' and a 'cluster liberal'.

[xchrom]

now get off my lawn.

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1. So am I. But I dropped

dandelion seeds all over your lawn.

and my dog just watered your bush for you. And don't step over there.

K,ThanxBai.

[xchrom]

2. i set your lawn on fire.

s-o-o-o-r-r-r-y.

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3. And I accidentally called the Ron Paul people

and volunteered your lawn for election signs. I mentioned that there were Paul haters in the area so they would need to stop by and replace your signs at midnight from time to time.

Purely an accident. Sorry about that. I'd call and change the address but I lost the number.

[xchrom]

4. Oops! I volunteered you for newt gingrich's presidential bid.

My bad!

[MrsCorleone]

5. Just curious. Just what is the "professional left" in your mind? nt

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6. Apparently we molest each others lawns. (nt)