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JDPriestly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-11 03:11 PM
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Obama's plan: jelly beans and wormy apples.

Let's say that you (Jimmy) and your brother (Boehner) go Trick or Treating.

You (Jimmy) come home with a big sack of sweet jelly beans and you put them in a jar for safe keeping.

Your brother (Boehner) comes home with a bag fully of jelly beans. He invites his friends over and together they have a big party and finish off the jelly beans in a very short time. All your brother (Boehner) has left is a sack full of wormy apples.

Your brother (Boehner) sees the sweet jelly beans that you saved and wants them for himself. So he picks a fight with the neighbor's kid and throws what remains of his wormy apples at that kid who, it turns out, didn't actually have the beebee gun your brother thought he had but was mean anyway and deserved everything he got.

Your brother (Boehner) comes back in the house and looks at his empty sack where the jelly beans he and his friends ate and the wormy apples had been and then notices your beautiful jar of sweet jelly beans. And he gets real hungry for jelly beans.

So your brother (Boehner) goes to your dad (Obama) and says, "Oh, daddy. All my treats from trick or treat night are gone. The neighbor's kid took 'em. Jimmy's got a big jar of sweet jelly beans. Can I have some? He's not sharing."

And daddy (Obama) says, "Of course, dear. We have to make you whole. And you owe so many kids so many jelly beans. We have to help you out. So, yes, you can have some of Jimmy's sweet jelly beans. He's got so many. Wouldn't want you to let your friends down."

That's what Obama is doing, and that is what we are so mad about here at DU.

Boehner's rich friends ate their jelly beans when they got their tax cuts. All that was left in the treasury was a sack of wormy apples. And so they started a war in Iraq and threw all their wormy apples at the Iraqis (poor, poor souls).

As soon as Obama got into office and it became clear that the goodies sack, our national treasury was empty -- eaten by the tax cuts to the rich and thrown away at the neighbor kid -- Boehner and his Republican friends began looking at your jar of jelly beans -- the Social Security trust fund that we saved in Treasury bonds.

So that is where we are. Obama is giving away what the American people saved for their "Golden Years" to the rich Republicans who spent their sweet tax cuts on a big party called Wall Street derivatives and wasted borrowed money (the wormy apples) on their war in Iraq.

So, if you want to know what this is about, it's about the good kid (you) that saved the jelly beans and the bad kid (Boehner and his rich friends) who ate all his and how Daddy (Obama) is trying to make peace by giving the good kid's jelly beans to the bad kid (Boehner and his rich friends).

And as every parent knows, Obama and Boehner are wrong. You don't punish the kids who saved their jelly beans. You make the kid who threw a big party for his friends and who threw away the rest in Iraq do without.

That means that Obama should leave the Social Security and Medicare money alone and teach the rich wastrels (especially those on Wall Street) who ate all their jelly beans in tax cuts and threw away what was left in Iraq pay higher taxes. Don't take the jelly beans away from the good kids who saved.

Of course, in the real world, Obama is just as intent into breaking into the people's jelly bean jar as our brother Boehner is. In the real world, the problem is that the private sector is gobbling up the public sector.

Now, our American Revolution was against monarchy. A monarchy exists when one guy and a few of his buddies own everything. And nobody gets to decide what is done except the monarch and his buddies.

In a monarchy, everything is in the hands of the rich, and nothing is in the hands of the poor. The things the government owns are owned by everybody. So when the government is representative as our is, everybody owns what the government owns. What Obama and the Republicans are trying to do is hand out all the jelly beans to the private sector -- that is to the rich guys. Eventually, one of the rich guys will get all the jelly beans and declare himself king -- and then we will have a monarchy.

Obviously, we don't want to much of everything to be in everybody's hands, that is in the public sector. If we did that, we would have chaos and too much squabbling over every tiny thing from who should hand whom a wrench to who could walk where on what sidewalk.

But the way things are going now -- and if we actually allow ourselves to be cowed into repaying all this debt that we owe to private parties -- we will end up in a monarchy where a few very rich people on this planet eventually just have a big war to decide who should be king of all the kings.

Se we should strive toward balance. And the first step we need to take is to protect our jelly beans jar -- the one we set aside for that rainy day when we can't work any more. And we need to tell the very rich people -- like those guys in the hedge funds on Wall Street -- that they need to put more jelly beans into the family's regular jelly beans jar and leave the jelly beans we put in our jar for a rainy retirement day alone.

In other words, raise taxes on the rich before they own you.

Sorry for the ramble, but I'm kind of depressed that people are not seeing through what is going on.
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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-11 03:15 PM
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1. our pols are so owned, I'm not sure how we could steer them to do the right thing
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emulatorloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-11 03:16 PM
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2. Obama's plan is to raise taxes on the Rich and close Corporate loopholes.
That is why McConnell and Boehner are squealing like pig today about how that can't possibly raise taxes on the Rich, Turn on the news, you will see what I mean

You will also hear them screeching about how Obama is not "serious" about "Fundamental" reforms to SS and Medicare. In otherwords, they are DEMANDING the Ryan plan. Obama is not giving that to him.

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JDPriestly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-11 03:39 PM
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3. Obama is agreeing to take the jelly beans from the Social Security
Trust Fund jar and give them to Boehner so that the tax cuts will not be as high as they should be.

Sorry, but Obama is a scoundrel on this one. He should be going to the country and explaining why the Republicans' economic theories are wrong. Instead he is arguing that the Republican economic theories are correct. They are not. The Republicans are wrong not just about the details but about the basics.

Obama, however, has chosen Republicans to surround him and --- that's were we are -- with no alternative to supply side economics.
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Hydra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-11 03:40 PM
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4. The funny thing is that the jellybeans are fake
The people stealing the money are stealing money that doesn't even exist...and may not, even in 200 years.

They're selling us into debt slavery. Neat, huh?
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dgibby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-11 03:52 PM
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5. Reminds me of the story of the Prodigal Son in the Bible.
The prodigal son leaves home, wastes himself and his birthright, then decides to come crawling back to Daddy. Daddy greets him with open arms and a bodacious party. And the responsible son who stayed home and took care of the father? Nada, zip, zero. I thought that story was BS then, and I still think it's BS. Just proves to me that good guys DO finish last after all.
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JDPriestly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-11 04:06 PM
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6. Very true.
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JoePhilly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-11 04:06 PM
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7. Kids set away the jelly bean jar for a rainy day?
And the obtained the jelly beans going door to door to get them?

And then the neighbor kids took them?

And Daddy Obama redistributed the Jelly beans?

And sent them to Iraq?

Or, he sent them to a rich guy, who will use the jelly beans to become king?
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emulatorloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-11 04:20 PM
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9. What about the Tea Party Caucus kids, who beat Boehner and McConnell on the head with large rocks
so they would get way too scared about asking the rich men for more candy?
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uponit7771 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-11 04:07 PM
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8. I'm going to work for a more progressive congress, the ones we have there now are stupid
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