Mitch McConnell is looking especially turtley this evening.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

How can you negotiate with turtles?

[cliffordu]

1. Turn them loose across a busy county road.

Like CR Obama 2012..

[NYC_SKP]

3. I've know that road, it's a few miles outside a circle of hell I call "home".

250 square miles of "fail", I think it was.

:P

[cliffordu]

16. Yep - you live in the geometric center of Failville....

[Dept of Beer]

2. Turn them into a soup.

It's not really negotiating but who cares?

[stevedeshazer]

4. You gotta see the picture.

[dflprincess]

6. That's amazing

:rofl:

[stevedeshazer]

8. For sure

Wrinkled up, slow as hell, not too bright, 150 years old.

That's Mitch the Turtle.

[Emit]

7. I.am.speechless.

period

[FourScore]

14. LOL

[Maru Kitteh]

15. That's the best thing I've seen all day - for weeks even. n/t

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. Mitch McTurtle seems to be in this predicament right now:

[Bobbie Jo]

9. Lettuce?

I hear they don't care for peas.

[Major Hogwash]

10. They don't call him "Mitch the Bitch" in Kentucky for nothing!!

A lot of people can't stand that turtle looking jerk.
Some have suggested that McConnell is a science experiment gone awry.
People should not look like turtles!!

[Motown_Johnny]

11. Very Slowly

[Booster]

12. I kept thinking he has that "deer in the headlights" look.

[onestepforward]

13. "Just like when Mitch McConnell says he's not a human-turtle hybrid

I take him at his word," Colbert said. "And it's not easy. I have a strong desire to feed this man lettuce and raw hamburger."