“The truth is God, God has designed our eyes to, you know, to be attracted to her breasts.”

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Undercover video from the pro-gay group Truth Wins Out provided further evidence that the Bachmann clinic practices gay-to-straight therapy.

John Becker, who visited the clinic with two hidden cameras, was told that he could be completely free of his homosexual urges.

“You’re in the midst of a storm, in the midst of a battle,” a therapist explained. “I think it’s possible to be totally free of them.”

“The truth is God, God has designed our eyes to be attracted to the woman’s, to the woman’s body, to be attracted to, you know, everything. You know, to be attracted to her breasts,” he added.

VIDEO: http://www.rawstory.com/rawreplay/2011/07/undercover-video-exposes-bachmann-anti-gay-therapy/

[provis99]

1. hmmm. What about big manboobs, then? Graphic...

[JonTheGreat]

3. Goodbye Supper!

[FreakinDJ]

13. No there is a face that can launch a 1000 ships

[jmowreader]

22. Not quite...

There is a difference between "launch a thousand ships" and "cause a thousand ships to run like hell."

[ZombieHorde]

14. Not bad. nt

[Angry Dragon]

17. He is in the market for the Kramer Bro

[Mojambo]

23. It's the Manzierre!

[QC]

18. Mommy, why is that man offering us his teats? n/t

[Innoma]

33. Moobs!

Sorry ... couldn't resist.

[Poiuyt]

34. They're popular in the NFL, too

[alcibiades_mystery]

2. So, I was, like, hanging out with Jesus at the concert and he was all like

"Show us yer tits!"

That fuckin' dude is righteous, fer seriously.

:rofl:

[sakabatou]

4. If God designed my eyes, how come he did such a better job

with the eyes of a squid?

[Dept of Beer]

16. Squids are underwater angels.

[gkhouston]

24. Squid boobs are a lot harder to see, hence the need for larger eyes.

And their eyes come prepackaged with boners. :P

[JonTheGreat]

5. Insane. These people make me angry.

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

6. But she wants to ban porn......

Makes sense..........

[Amerigo Vespucci]

19. MARRIED lady breasts. At least that's my guess. That's what God wants.

It's like, you know, if you're married, then you can look at your wife's breasts. And if you look up, you'll see God smiling and giving two God-sized thumbs up.

[Warren DeMontague]

28. No no no. God wants you to be attracted to them, then deny that urge

and then give in, and then feel guilty about it.

[randr]

7. God makes me horny

I assume absolutely no personal responsibility for any of my actions.

[steelmania75]

8. Hahaha, Colbert just covered that!

[spanone]

9. so federal monies are going to carnival side shows? what a scam

c'mon teabaggers, this should even piss you off

[Major Hogwash]

10. It's the other way around. Actually breasts are eye magnets & can cause a man's head to jerk around.

I've seen it myself.
Hell, I even hurted my neck onct or twict.

LoL

[Lil Missy]

11. That's good. Whew! I thought I was the only one!

:P

[BattyDem]

12. So ... does that mean all blind men are gay?

:shrug:

[Ohio Joe]

27. No, they are the straight ones

Because jeebus punishes you if you use your eyes they way he wants you to... wait... WTF?

[BattyDem]

31. LOL!

I'm having trouble following their logic, too! :crazy:

[WCGreen]

15. That explains a lot....

About this ass hole.

[Gabi Hayes]

can't this stuff be saved til she gets the nomination?

[Bluebear]

26. It can't be repeated then?

[Kennah]

20. But we have binocular vision

Two eyes focus on one point

[Crunchy Frog]

21. My personal pet theory.

Our ancestresses must have had sexual swellings similar to those of chimps and bonobos. When we became bipedal, these swellings could no longer be sustained by natural selection, but males still had a visual attraction to similar looking swellings that might occur elsewhere on the female body.

Interestingly, although chimps have all the glandular tissue they need to produce milk for a young primate; and over the space of many years of nursing, they are quite flat chested, not having the fatty deposits that give human breasts their (some would say) "alluring" shape. For some reason, this did evolve in human females.

I know that this has very little to do with the topic at hand. It's just a pet theory of mine.

And of course, the Bachman clinic doesn't even believe in evolution, I'm fairly certain.

[struggle4progress]

30. Nah. They evolved as a safety feature to protect men when nearsighted women bump into them.

[begin_within]

25. Actually, it's true! But,

only for nursing, when we are babies.

[FreeState]

29. Think Blue Shield will cover an eye transplant for me?

After all they seem to be working wrong!

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

32. Now, I can say "Thank God" and mean it.