Sen. Mitch McConnell Plans His Day

[SoDesuKa]

Sen. McConnell plans his day asking himself, Shall I scrach my ass? Yes, I think I might do that. Shall I play fuckaround with the President of the United States? Yeah, I might do that too.

Sen. McConnell chortles to himself, Yes, it's going my way. I think I'll scratch my ass and play fuckaround with the President.

How do we end up with guys like this running our government? All the decisions in Sen. McConnell's life are equally trivial, and he is always completely pleased with himself.



Yes, it's a good day to scratch my ass.

[baldguy]

1. After that, he'll drown a few kittens & make an infant cry.

[asjr]

2. He will pull his head back into his shell and

contemplate other ways of selling out our country and president.

[onehandle]

3. Hey, I know that guy.

I drew him and got into 'art school.'

[The Hitman]

4. Well Done

It's a joke on two levels. I like it.

[AngryKentuckyVoter]

5. Don't blame all Kentuckians

Some of us in Kentucky have been trying to vote Mitch out for years. He never wins in the "Major Metropolitan areas" of Louisville, Lexington, and Northern Kentucky. I have had a DITCH MITCH sticker on my car for years. Most of the rest of Kentucky is a teabagger breeding ground that the few progressive areas just can't beat. So please don't lump us all together. We're embarrassed enough by Mitch & Rand on a daily basis. And you should see some of the characters we have in the state house...

[Sal Minella]

8. I feel your pain. We have Steve King (who hosted Crazy-Eyes

Bachmann on her first visit to Iowa).

I don't even know anybody who would vote for this mutant.

[lunatica]

6. Chortle is such an apt word

I love words.

[Hubert Flottz]

7. "and he is always completely pleased with himself."

Only because he's a selfish, greed driven, to the manor born, moron.

He could care less if he destroys this country, as long as he throws that black man out of HIS White House! I call that fucking insanity.