Choice: Bourbon/Rocks w/Boehner, or $350 wine w/Cantor.

[trackfan]

If your choice of drinking partners was limited to these two, how would you go?

[democrat_patriot]

1. I like Bourbon and I assumed Boehner would pay and have good stuff.

I get to tell him what I think right?

[kick-ass-bob]

2. Wine with Cantor.

Because the bottle would hurt more.

XD

[Warpy]

3. You make an excellent point

I wish I could change my vote. Crushing his skull with a merlot bottle would increase his intelligence.

[socialshockwave]

4. Good to see

DU is still allowing murder fantasies!

As for me; I'd sit down for burbon with Boehner.

Get to ask him some questions about issues. More fun then killing Cantor.

[Warpy]

5. Please notice I was raising his IQ and undoubtedly his quality of life

I'm not heartless, after all.

I would not, however, encourage Boehner's dipsomania. I'd hate to speculate about the size of his varices, the state of his rock hard liver, or the amount of time he's got left before one of them lets go.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

6. Ryan was the one with the $350 wine, wasn't he? As for Cantor,

he strikes me as the kind of weasel who'd order cocktails with stupid sounding names, like a Salty Chihuahua or something or maybe some treacly foul-tasting Southern Comfort concoction. And if he came to your home and you didn't have the ingredients for it on hand he'd pout all evening.

[Buns_of_Fire]

8. Better not forget the little umbrella in it, either!

He would most assuredly NOT be my first choice of drinking companions in some of the bars I'VE wandered into by accident!

(On the other hand, he might be the perfect companion -- while the regulars are shoving HIM around, *I* could be slipping out the door!)

[trackfan]

10. Yeah, you're right. It was Ryan.

They all kind of run together in my mind after a while.

[Buns_of_Fire]

7. Mr. Boehner, without question.

Because after a half-dozen or so, after he quits blubbering, he'd probably join me as I walk across to the other side of the tavern to give Eric the Snotty his well-deserved Atomic Wedgie. At this point in their professional relationship, he'd probably even HELP.

[SaveAmerica]

9. A glass of wine, a wedge of cheese and me... so neither

[tnlefty]

11. Just shoot me.

Although it might be fun to see if I could make Boner cry. :evilgrin:

[Manifestor_of_Light]

12. I hate republicans and I don't drink alcohol.

Objection, irrelevant and immaterial to my life.


:D