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FSogol Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-11 01:30 PM
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Saw a good bumper sticker: "Vasectomy Prevents Abortion"
C'mon Pro-Lifers and Religious Fanatics, let's step up to the plate. ;)
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NightWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-11 01:31 PM
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1. kinda sorta unrelated "Midwives Help People Out"
saw that at the Doula's studio
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FSogol Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-11 01:36 PM
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2. Structural Engineers Hold Things Up. n/t
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ProgressiveProfessor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-11 07:04 PM
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10. Aeronautical Engineers make airplanes, Mechanical Engineers make targets
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nc4bo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-11 01:40 PM
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3. Naw, won't work....
Edited on Wed Jul-13-11 01:43 PM by nc4bo
Don't the Fundies believe every seed is precious? All that spilled seed from those broken pipelines has gotta go somewhere. The fellas won't be stranded on the ground but they most certainly will not be aiming for the bullseye either :rofl:.

I do think it'd make a mighty fine bumper sticker!

Edit for spelling. Don't want to get a ticket from the spelling police. Times are hard, quotas need to be filled :)

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sinkingfeeling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-11 02:00 PM
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5. Just wait until they start passing laws about 'wasting seed' and you get to go to
counseling prior to having any private fun.
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Thav Donating Member (336 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-11 03:12 PM
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7. Obligatory Monty Python
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BlueIris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-11 01:41 PM
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4. I also like, "Condoms Are Easier to Change Than Diapers."
:shrug:
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femrap Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-11 02:23 PM
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6. Good one!!! nt
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Quantess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-11 03:14 PM
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8. "Just say NO to sex with a pro-lifer"
excuse me, I meant, anti-choicer.
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eppur_se_muova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-11 04:13 PM
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9. Well ... step up to the scalpel, really.
Edited on Wed Jul-13-11 04:14 PM by eppur_se_muova
If I were to put that on a bumper sticker, though, I'd reword it a little:


PREVENT ABORTIONS

get a vasectomy
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