Mitch McConnell is a Turtle-American.

[LLStarks]

He sure looks like one, but he's just an empty shell of a man.

[HopeHoops]

1. Hell, even Viagra couldn't help that thing.

[BillStein]

4. ooooohhhh

wish I hadn't read that during lunch

[HopeHoops]

13. Oh shit - sorry.

[tishaLA]

2. human-animal hybrid!!!

[hifiguy]

3. Just a turtle with delusions of grandeur

[Cleita]

5. I can't even make fun of him. He's just a horrible

person, who is so disconnected from the common people and their suffering, that I would label him as a sociopath.

[wtbymark]

6. we must be politically correct

he is a terrapene americanus

[rurallib]

7. his only concern is making his daddy-in-law richer it seems

[CatWoman]

8. TURTLE, TURTLE, TURTLE

[sloughtermark]

9. I'm glad I can't see to well...

I'm glad I can't see too well otherwise I might ruin a perfectly good pair of shoes by BARFING ON THEM...

[arbusto_baboso]

10. Oh, c'mon, turtles are gentle, peaceful creatures.

They just want to live their lives and don't bother most other animals.

Mitch McConnell is the ANTI-TURTLE!

[DainBramaged]

11. Long-necked turtle at that

[Worried senior]

12. Saying he looks like a turtle

is a big insult to the turtles.

[Bozita]

14. Definitely the inspiration for Comcast's Slowsky commercials - video ...

Take a look:
http://adland.tv/commercials/comcast-slowskys-vacation-2007-30-usa

[Hubert Flottz]

15. He looks kind of like an Owl without the wisdom.

[hobbit709]

16. He's a chinless wonder-the Major Frank Burns of the Senate

[JI7]

17. and Bush is a Chimp American so how did he qualify to run for Pres

[madinmaryland]

18. As a resident of the state with the terrapin mascot, I am insulted by the comparison of McConnell

to our beloved terrapins!!

:mad:

[LLStarks]

19. I went to Maryland, I don't use the term lightly. nt