Bristol Palin: Everyone Is Jealous Of My Mom Because ‘She’s Got God On Her Side.’

[The Straight Story]

Bristol Palin: Everyone Is Jealous Of My Mom Because ‘She’s Got God On Her Side.’

Bristol Palin is continuing her promoting abstinence after having a baby tour with an interview in Christianity Today, in which she claims mom Sarah Palin has a huge ally on her side — the Lord! Bristol told the mag, “Yeah, I think that people treat her poorly, they treat her with no respect, and I think it’s because they’re envious of her. She’s got a good family, she’s got a good husband, she’s got awesome support, she’s got God on her side, and I think people are envious of that.” Seriously?


This news should be huge for Sarah’s upcoming presidential campaign, with the big man in her corner no one should stand a chance. Maybe however the big man could tell her to speed it up and just finally admit she IS going to be running.

Bristol also offers some amazing nonsensical insight as to the rallies she enjoys attending.”I would much rather attend a pro-life event than an abstinence type of event just because I’m much more passionate about pro-life things.” Isn’t she a spokesperson for abstinence? I’m confused.

Bristol also reiterated that she knows the answer to the world’s greatest question — whether ma is running to be Commander-in-Chief! “Yeah, I’m pretty sure I know. We talk all the time. What’s said at our kitchen table will remain there until she wants to make a decision publicly.” Kind of like Sarah knew whether or not her daughter had reunited with her ex, gotten engaged, and shot a cover for US Weekly announcing it. Oh, wait…

HollywoodLife has reached out to God’s rep, but has yet to hear back.



http://www.hollywoodlife.com/2011/07/14/bristol-palin-god-sarah-palin-president/

[deutsey]

1. Thank you so much, John McCain

For inflicting this family of idiots on the nation.

[rhett o rick]

10. John had nothing to do with the selection.

IMO our corp-overlords decided the masses were getting too restless under Bush/Cheney so they decided to let the masses get what they wanted. Didnt you ever wonder why Bush and Cheney suddenly shut up and quietly exited Washington the DC? Cheney had to be put in a wheel chair.
The over-lords selected McCain and Palin, two losers to represent the Republicans. Dont think that they were their best candidates.
The over-lords are showing the masses, "is this what you wanted?". They are trying to break our will and will destroy our country in the effort. They are international and could care less about America.

[Bryn]

13. +1000 I couldn't say it better!

[david_vincent]

14. McCain was told to pick Palin

by Tim LaHaye and a couple of other extremely powerful Christian theocrats whose names escape me. There was a thread about it way, way back when it was happening. McCain wasn't given a choice.

Found a link: http://tpzoo.wordpress.com/2008/09/03/so-who-actually-picked-sarah-palin/

[kick-ass-bob]

29. Just alter the thanks: Thank you so much, John McCain Presidential Campaign.

There. Everyone's "happy"

:D

[deutsey]

59. :-)

:thumbsup:

[Skidmore]

38. He could have refused and picked someone else. Like

he doesn't have free will?

[21st Century FDR]

56. It wasn't all Christian theocrats

Bill Kristol of PNAC (and FAUX Noize) claims to be the one who "discovered" Sarah. He's neither Christian or a Theocrat. Just a fascist asshole.

[HopeHoops]

2. E-FUCKING-GADS! Yet more proof that their gene pool is shallow.

[hifiguy]

4. This particular gene pool

needs to have the scum scraped off of it, followed by a massive infusion of chlorine.

[HopeHoops]

9. Think that would work?

[ladywnch]

it couldn't hoit. n/t

[HopeHoops]

15. Anything would be an improvement. That's one fucked up wad of DNA.

[CanonRay]

3. Still and forever clueless

[somone]

5. And if you are not with God, then you are against God

just like them heathens and devil worshippers...

Idiot.

[Gman]

6. Of course, Bristol

Anything you say.

[malaise]

7. So how come she lost that Miss Alaska and

that nice VP position?

[NOLALady]

28. It's the Blacks fault,

Blackburn and Barack.

[MilesColtrane]

8. I didn't know that God sits in front of his heavenly big screen rooting for...

his favorite team, politician, and dancing star.

He sounds rather boring and shallow.

[hobbit709]

11. "Man rarely, if ever, has dreamed up a god superior to himself"

[PA Democrat]

12. Well, she certainly doesn't have intelligence on her side,

and if God is on her side, then he must have been sending her a message when she and McCain lost in 2008.

[HopeHoops]

17. "And the Lord spaketh and saeth unto them, 'The dumbfuck shall begat a dumbfuck who shall begat...

... another dumbfuck and the dumbfucks shall go forth and multiply amongst themselves.' And thus spaketh the Lord."

I'm sure that's in the Bible SOMEWHERE.

[seabeyond]

16. both of them sound like catty girls from highschool. could never get beyond that stage

mama teaches daughter. sad

[HopeHoops]

18. Middle school.

[seabeyond]

37. lmao. you are probably right on. been so long since i was around that time and saw it.

i have only men and boys in my life. you on the otherhand have the girls in your life. you do probably know better than i.

i find that an adorable hoot.

[HopeHoops]

52. Fortunately, my daughters never got into the "bitch" thing - they just complain about them.

My wife was a tom boy and wanted nothing to do with the nail polish crowd.

[seabeyond]

53. i would get along well with your gals... nt

[HopeHoops]

55. Most people do. We raised them to accept everyone as equals, but they do have their limits.

If someone isn't willing to give you the time of day, then the favor need not be returned.

[MiniMe]

19. I'm waiting for the TLC show now

"Around Sarah Palin's kitchen table" :eyes: :eyes:

[OffWithTheirHeads]

20. Gott Mit Uns

Hmmm...Where have I seen this before?

[no_hypocrisy]

41. + 1

[SOS]

44. On belt buckles, about 70 years ago?

Someone should present a custom retro buckle to Palin.
She'd probably be uninformed enough to wear it!

[Fuzz]

21. I'm dumber for having read this. I can not believe that there are people that admire this family.

[NightWatcher]

22. the voices in your head arent always god talking to ya. sometimes, you are just crazy

[Iggo]

23. Yeah, that's it.

:eyes:

[Lyric]

24. Jealous is not a synonym for contemptuous, Bristol.

But you're Palin spawn, so I guess we can't expect much of your vocabulary skills.

[Johonny]

25. Unfortunately God could not obtain a photo ID

and wasn't able to vote for her :(

[ellie]

26. The poor deluded creature.

Maybe one day she will be able to escape her mother's influence.

[Saphire]

27. Bristol the Wise speaks. No one listens.

[spanone]

30. god the teabagger

[Blasphemer]

31. Well, God didn't want her a heartbeat away from the Presidency. She should follow God's will... nt

[Octafish]

32. Fascism meets Teen Beat.

Go get 'em, Mooselinita!

[abelenkpe]

33. Um no Bristol

You're mom is an ignorant sack and so are you. I'm not jealous just repulsed and ashamed

[dembotoz]

34. that really is a problem with a lot of religion

does not matter if it is a back pack full of explosives or something like this.

turn on the god machine and you can leave rational thought at the door.

[RKP5637]

35. The DNA for that family is a bit short on the brains side. n/t

[deacon]

36. Sick people. God is on her side meaning God isn't on anyone else's side? Take a pill. n/t

[A-Schwarzenegger]

39. "Oh my name it is nothin'/ My age it means less..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tyIjfE-tIk

[Javaman]

40. Bristol, darling, please don't confuse disgust with jealously,

it's so unattractive.

and by the way, regarding god being on your mom's side, I refer you to Abraham Lincoln:

"Sir, my concern is not whether God is on our side; my greatest concern is to be on God's side"

[Fire1]

42. Really? n/t

[graywarrior]

43. Hate to say this, but your mom is going to hell, Bristol Stomp

[Scout]

45. Sarah, Jesus Loves You...

but the rest of us think you're an asshole.

[HipChick]

46. God always spoke to Palin, and slammed the door in her face in 2008.

You would think she would get the message..

[Pool Hall Ace]

47. This reads like something a whiney little girl would say

followed by this ----> :P pbthhhhh!

[spanone]

48. bristol is famous for being the daughter of someone who's famous for being famous

she doesn't even have 15 minutes

[Marrah_G]

49. Oh Bristol- so young, so ignorant of reality n/t

[Flubadubya]

50. I'm not jealous of her and she ain't got SH*T on her side!

:puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke:

That has got to be the absolute dumbest thing I've heard in a very long time.

:puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke:

[fascisthunter]

51. V-A-P-I-D

[ZombieHorde]

54. Everyone who believes in god thinks god is on their side.

Bristol Palin is just being honest.

How often do you hear, "God and I don't agree on politics," from a theist?

Pro-choice theists worship a pro-choice god, and pro-life theists worship a pro-life god. Some people just worship their own political views. Theism is extreme vanity, even though it is often disguised as humility.

[Rex]

57. Pistol Failin needs to have normal sex.

All that drunk sex is making her say incredibility stupid things in public! Did Mama Grizzly home school her kids?

[LondonReign2]

58. God Can't Even Swing a Miss Alaska vote?

Must be losing his/her/its stuff.

Go get some more plastic surgery Bristol

[arbusto_baboso]

60. Which God? The God of Hellfire?

I can't see any just, compassionate God being on Caribou Barbie's side.

[Major Hogwash]

61. Bristol is an unwed mother. The horror, the horror.

It must be scary contemplating spending eternity in hell for being an unwed mother who was drunk when she was deflowered.

I feel for the little misguided idgit.