Couple Sees Jesus In Walmart Receipt

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ANDERSON COUNTY, S.C. -- An engaged couple in Anderson County says a shadowy image that turned up on a receipt from Walmart looks like the face of Jesus.
Jacob Simmons and his fiancee, Gentry Lee Sutherland, said they bought some pictures from Walmart on Sunday, June 12.

The following Wednesday, the couple had just come home from a church service when Simmons spotted the receipt on the floor of Sutherland's apartment. He says the receipt had changed.

"I was leaving the kitchen and I just looked on the floor, and it was like it was looking at me," Simmons said.


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[no_hypocrisy]

1. Oh, that looks NOTHING like Jesus . . . .

Rasputin, perhaps.

[CatWoman]

2. !!!

:rofl:

[Warren DeMontague]

9. You beat me to it.

Great minds, and all that.

[Walk away]

10. Or Josef Stalin......nt

[okasha]

16. My first thought.

You beat me to it.

[etherealtruth]

38. Eerily striking resemblance to Rasputin

[WillyT]

44. Are You Sure It's Not THIS Guy ???

:shrug:

[marions ghost]

45. Amazing resemblance

:wow: :rofl:

[kestrel91316]

47. ZOMG, you're right, it's RASPUTIN!!!!!

[Faryn Balyncd]

49. That's my Uncle Melvin!

[Rex]

57. YES!

[21st Century FDR]

3. Ridiculous

What the HELL would Jesus be doing at WalMart?

Pretty sure that company plays for the other team :evilgrin:

[twogunsid]

4. Looks like Trotsky too me.

[WCGreen]

5. Looks more like Charles Manson.....

[PoliticAverse]

21. That was my first choice too. n/t

[Zephie]

35. Another vote for Manson.

First thing that crossed my mind.

[SoutherDem]

39. Yep, Charles Manson

Jesus, heck no. If that is what Jesus looked like no wonder I don't believe in him.

[slay]

62. +4

yup

[Lorien]

66. +1 nt

[mrs_p]

6. Bacchus, I see

[Dreamer Tatum]

7. looks a shade like frank zappa to me nt

[Warren DeMontague]

11. Maybe a little Tommy Chong. nt

[Warren DeMontague]

8. He looks like Rasputin.

He's totally leering.

[no_hypocrisy]

12. Thank you, I agree.

[Quixote1818]

13. Who gave Jesus Hernandez a black eye? nt

[Warren DeMontague]

14. JERRY FUCKING GARCIA!

:hippie:

[sakabatou]

15. I see Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov

[nolabear]

17. Buddy Ebsen. Definitely.

[no_hypocrisy]

18. Rolling papers!

It just came to me. Doesn't that dude remind you of the cover of rolling papers reminiscent of Robert Crumb's illustrations?

[madmom]

19. looks more like Rasputin to me....n/t

[dflprincess]

55. That was my first thought as well n/t

[YellowRubberDuckie]

64. LMAO

GMTA. I always post without reading the other comments until after. And it was the first thing that popped into my head. :evilgrin:

[u4ic]

20. I see Wolfman Jack

[Ruby the Liberal]

22. Easy enough. Lets compare it to photos from back in the day.

You mean he wasn't a blue-eyed European after all? Middle Eastern? What!?

*sigh*

[PoliticAverse]

23. So is it up on ebay yet ? ... n/t

[RoccoR5955]

24. I saw him mowing lawn last week n/t

[MineralMan]

25. Looks more like Castro to me, in an earlier time.

But, what do I know? Here's what Jesus really looked like:




I mean, clearly he had blond hair and blue eyes and a scraggly little beard, along with a lovely peaches and cream complexion, right. It says so right in the Bible, somewhere, I'm sure.

[Petrushka]

36. I also thought it resembled Castro . . . unlike a "Jesus Laughing" portrait, viz:

[ms liberty]

69. Now that one looks like Merle Haggard! n/t

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

26. Looks more like Charlie Manson to me.

[onethatcares]

27. gotta be charles manson

or a negative of Bob Marley

[lunatica]

28. It looks like someone beat the crap out of him. Look at that shiner!

[WinkyDink]

29. The Shroud of Osama.

[Pyrzqxgl]

30. Looks like the guy on zig zag papers

or maybe Rasputin. If that's Jesus he's sure been on a bender. He's gotta watch all that changing water to wine
stuff.

[pipi_k]

31. Bwhahhahah!!! People are saying...

it looks like Charles Manson, Frank Zappa, Tommy Chong...

I think it looks like all three with a touch of Al Pacino as a very dirty and scruffy Frank Serpico...

:7

[NYC_SKP]

32. Manson. Or, Svengali?

[LiberalFighter]

33. Either bin Laden or one of his cousins.

[Lucian]

34. People see what they want to see.

[liberal N proud]

37. Found a picture of the couple

:sarcasm:

[Warren DeMontague]

40. Oooooooooooooh! A guy in a tie dye with dreadlocks! How ridiculous!!!

Jesus. What planet do people live on? Yeah, some of the "people of walmart" are fairly outrageous, but this is just a guy in a tie dye with dreads. Big fucking deal.

[DeSwiss]

41. JC is not amused......

[pipi_k]

43. Wait a minute!!! Isn't that....

Lee Majors?

[DeSwiss]

54. Hmmmm....

...I s'pose one could say that. But then who is this?



- Unh-huh, unh-huh.....

[mysuzuki2]

42. That's Frank Zappa, not Jesus.

[kestrel91316]

46. That's NOT Jesus. He looks completely PSYCHO.

[Fuzz]

48. Looks like Sirhan Sirhan to me.

[babydollhead]

50. It's the "Keep on Truckin'" guy

[bluestate10]

51. I ended up in Walmart recently after failing to find what I needed elsewhere.

After watching the freak show in the store, I saw Jesus once I was safely outside.

[Fearless]

52. Jesus was white? Lol!

[Seedersandleechers]

53. Someone found a pic of

jesus on their dog.

[dana_b]

61. wth?!

LOL - even Jesus would think that was funny. ;)

[Liberal_in_LA]

56. It does look like a man. Any male face, they say is Jesus. Female face is Mary.

[HopeHoops]

58. That looks more like Ringo.

[NYC Liberal]

59. Question: How the hell do they know it's "Jesus" and not someone else?

[jberryhill]

65. Because only the power of almighty GOD can manifest itself on a Wal-Mart receipt!

[elocs]

60. A kick for the earlier OP. n/t

[YellowRubberDuckie]

63. Looks more like Rasputin, actually....

[Safetykitten]

67. Looks like Mao to me.

[firehorse]

68. give me some grease and a Q-tip and I could make a dozen of these a day to sell on ebay

[yurbud]

70. so ANY guy with dark hair and a beard is Jesus?