Would would Skinner do with ten million dollars?

[byronius]

I thought today: I would like to give ten million dollars to Democratic Underground.

No strings. Maybe a share of stock, just so I could say I owned a little piece.

New servers, and bigger digs, and a secret fund for deserving DUers. Sounds good.

Yes. Someday I will do this thing. Because Skinner is Skinner, and this place is what it is, and that's how much I love it.

A mere pittance for survival paybacks, because this place shapes me, and I've grown strong from it.

Soon enough.

[Kennah]

1. I'll drive the getaway car--hypothetically speaking

[safeinOhio]

2. Put 5 million on red. nt

[Rhiannon12866]

3. Why don't you ask him in Ask the Administrators?

:D

[LuvNewcastle]

4. I just wish I was your bartender.

:beer:

[SoDesuKa]

5. Share Half of It With ME

Yo, Skinner! Let me know when the $10 million check clears and I'll send you an e-mail with my address. And of course, my gratitude.



Thank you, Skinner. I will pray for you.

[Wilms]

6. Is this one of those Nigerian email scams?

:shrug:

[Uben]

7. Skinner? That's easy, ....

....he'd pay off his yacht, buy that Bentley he's been eyeing, and invest the rest in Beanie Babies.

[BR_Parkway]

8. Marry Me! Well, in 6 out of the 50 states, some restrictions apply, not

recognizable in all US locations or for Federal purposes.

[dbt]

9. Launch another fund drive

:bounce:

[Iggo]

10. Say "See ya!"

Seriously, he'd retire.

(Or maybe I'm projecting...lol.)