Has Nancy Grace ever been "pied"?

[Taverner]

If not - should she?

Her flaring nostrils of outrage deserve a little cream pie do they not?

[Orrex]

1. I love threads that call for assault of public figures.

:popcorn:

[Taverner]

2. "Assault" with a pie???!?!?!?!

Is that anything like being beaten to death with a whiffle bat?

[SwampG8r]

5. that would take for ever

[Deep13]

8. "Public figures?!" nt

[krabigirl]

10. seriously.

[DJ13]

3. Her glare would freeze a pie in mid air before it touched her

Then she would spend the next 2 years blaming that pie for Casey Anthony being found not guilty.

You wouldnt want that, would you?

[Forkboy]

4. "Bake and aim!"

In a worldful of poor and an environment to protect
an alternative flan of action flies in the face
of promises not kept
it shows that the responsible irresponsibles
have faces and names which can be addressed
therefore bake and aim
and put a smile back on the face of the oppressed

The puppeteers and the powers that be
would always agree that stones are no arguments
and meanwhile they hit us with batons and bullets
and invite us to their wrecking-balls
with distorted truths and teargas
slander, lies and tanks
no thanks, we understand
and that is why
we wanna globalise the pie

Number 1 is The Walking Thrust:
walk up to the person, push the pie in the face
and before you walk away give it a slight twist
this makes the sticky part of the pie cling to the recipient

Number 2 is The Shot Put:
the one to be thrown straight
from a distance of three to five feet

Number 3 is The Ancient Roman Discus Throw
the most beautiful delivery of all:
spin half-way round, turning the pie as you whirl
and then let go, hitting the victim square in the face

Number 4 is The Catcher's Throw To Second Base,the hardest of all:
pull back your arm just as far as it will go
and then bring the pie in, all the way from East St. Louis...and let her go!

With shots over 8 feet make sure that the pie is of the right weight to fly in a straight line as it leaves your fingers. On the other hand, some do believe that one must press the pie into the face directly, and that it should never be thrown. An advice for beginners: don't try this at home...

Some people say that the pie is the limit
But a pastry at a time is the answer to their crime


The Ex - The Pie

[pipoman]

6. The only place a pie in the face isn't considered

battery, a criminal offense, is on teevee...

[LiberalFighter]

7. So just do it while she is doing her show?

[awoke_in_2003]

9. laugh at Nancy Grace as you will...

skip to 15 seconds in:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkV5rzHvw-U

[DesertFlower]

11. bill maher said she has black souless eyes.

[emilyg]

12. After her fiancee was murdered she

became what she is.

[Taverner]

13. That's her story and she's stickin' with it...

Of course, the actual murder was far from her description - her fiancee was killed by a friend, not a random psycho as she would describe it, and there are a ton of other discrepancies between her story of what happened and what actually happened...

If you ask me, I think she uses that as her convenient excuse to mask her unethical and shock-factor behavior