Update on Get A Brain, Morans! guy

[LondonReign2]

I can't vouch for the veracity of this, but the link below claims to be a brief interview from a baseball blog with the Get A Brain, Morans! guy. Even puts a name to the face:

http://mlb.sbnation.com/2011/7/17/2279239/get-a-brain-morans

[lapfog_1]

1. Love this quote

Q: What do you mean by "the little things"?

A: For a perfect example, just look at one of the greatest teams ever assembled: the 2006 World Champion St. Louis Cardinals. That team had David Eckstein, Yadier Molina, So Taguchi, and Aaron Miles. That's a Jew , a Mexican , a Chinaman , and a regular American.

kinda gives you some insight to his "thinking process".

[joeybee12]

3. A regular American? How does he know about the guy's bowel movements?

:shrug:

[Gabi Hayes]

4. didn't he mean "Nip?"

[Kolesar]

13. Taguchi sounds Japanese to me

The US wishes to apologize to the world for presenting these knuckledraggers.

[RandomKoolzip]

12. He's paraphrasing Archie Bunker.

That Bunker quote was popularized recently by a TV commercial advertising an anthology of the series. That's why he used that phrasing.

[JuniperLea]

16. Paraphrasing A. Bunker is even more stupid...

Than being a bigot first hand.

[JuniperLea]

15. I heard Archie Bunker's voice read that list...

Sometimes we just don't have to think too hard to get insight. The mind found the pattern at "Jew."

[Blue_Tires]

27. lol...That's an adapted Archie Bunker quote...

maybe this piece is satire...

[somone]

2. "That's a Jew, a Mexican, a Chinaman, and a regular American"

He's still a moran

[LynneSin]

5. I'm in the process of suing that photographer and a bunch of internet people, if I can find a lawyer

:rofl:

No lawyer would touch that with a 10-foot pole

[geardaddy]

19. Or in Randy-ese

No lawyer would touch that with a 10-foot Pol*ck

[Brother Buzz]

28. I don't know, the trolls at Righthaven might be interested

You know what I mean, Vern?

[kath]

31. To say nothing of the fact that the photo was taken more than 7 years ago

so any statute of limitations has likely long since expired.
Moran!
http://law.findlaw.com/state-laws/civil-statute-of-limitations/missouri/

[WhoIsNumberNone]

32. He should count himself lucky the Nazis aren't suing him for stealing their idea

[deutsey]

38. LOL

[Arger68]

43. !

:rofl:

[geardaddy]

47. Win.

[SaveAmerica]

34. And there was no name associated with the pic until now. He should get a brain!11 this is hugh!

[SteppingRazor]

6. Judging by the interview, and especially the twitter feed, it's satirical. n/t

[PDittie]

7. The Onion has nothing on that guy.

The writer, not the subject.

[DefenseLawyer]

8. Sounds like he could have been Reagan's Secretary of the Interior n/t

[Octafish]

9. Moran used to make high-fructose corn syrup.

I'm from Decatur, Illinois, born and raised. And until a few months ago, I worked at the local corn sugar factory.

[rocktivity]

10. (Q) As I'm sure you know, the photograph of you at the --

(A) I can't talk about that. I'm in the process of suing that photographer and a bunch of internet people, if I can find a lawyer who'll represent me. (To tape recorder) If anyone listening to this is a lawyer or an attorney, please contact my twitter so I can sue somebody.

Well, if no lawyer has expressed an interest in you case after nearly ten years, shouldn't that be a clue that you DON'T have one? He really IS a moran!

:headbang:
rocktivity

[ChoppinBroccoli]

20. Well, If He Can't Find, "A Lawyer OR An Attorney".............

What exactly does he think is his basis for a lawsuit? Illegally capturing his stupidity on film?

Maybe if you can't find a lawyer, as an alternative, you could always try to find an attorney.

What a moran.

[badgerpup]

29. Lemme get this straight...

In the process of telling 'the other side' what a bunch of idjits they are, the guy instead makes a fool of himself by not spell-checking his hand-painted sign before carrying it proudly to the protest.:dunce:

People see it, but instead of feeling diminished and "told", they laugh their asses off :rofl: and take pictures.

He thinks it's because he's got such a clever sign, but by the time he's been clued in to the incredibly ironic screwup he's made, he's ALL OVER THE INTARWEBZ. :wow:

His immortality is assured; he has become an INTERNET MEME- the mighty MORAN MAN!

Well, now he feels like a complete fool...:grr:...and it's gotta be somebody's fault, right?
And in America, if you screw up and feel like an asshole, you try to redirect the blame and sue someone else.
Only...seems there's no deep-pocketed target of opportunity nobody to sue here.:shrug:
What's an Internet Meme to do?



Seriously, that would be a HELL of a thing to be 'famous' for...being an internet meme for bein' stupid, or 'dork-sided' or any of the other...er...well-known people...:shrug:

[AngryAmish]

11. @MAYOREMMANUEL is back at it

[Capt. America]

14. If this is true, being "born and raised" in Decatur explains a lot. I went to college in Decatur and

lets just say the locals were "interesting".

[jorno67]

17. This guy gives Cards fans a bad name!

he is no true fan or he'd know that Jocketty was fired by the Cardinals on October 3, 2007.

[Renew Deal]

18. He's planning on suing people!

:rofl:

[Buns_of_Fire]

21. "...and we hayulped!"

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3971375

Sue, my butt. I'm thinking of sending a bill to the RNC for my bit in popularizing the cream of the crop (nutbagger-wise).

[Urban Prairie]

22. over 7 years later

And this clown still is as clueless as ever, no hope for him to learn from his mistakes. I would have been mortified to learn that I became a person who became viral on the net, due to being photographed doing something so stupid as to hold up a sign that proved it beyond any doubt in public.

[Lost-in-FL]

23. Great find!

ROFLMAO!

[UTUSN]

24. Jose BAEZ has some free time now... n/t

[Urban Prairie]

25. Get a brain moran truly needed to be drafted and then shipped off to Afghanistan

then we would see how he really felt about our war-mongering leaders, many of whom never served or dodged the draft themselves.

The faux bravery of being "out of range", spilling other peoples blood, borrowing billions from China, while sending millions of our manufacturing jobs there, AND US troops being wounded and killed, indirectly defending their energy supply to help manufacture products that the global corporate capitalists turned around and shipped here to the US, while the Chinese troops didn't even sustain a hangnail in defending their crude oil shipping routes from Iran.

What is wrong with this picture?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

26. "Also Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature."

"Asian American, please."



That being said, I'm thinking the article is satirical.

[chrisa]

30. Totally fake but funny

[SaveAmerica]

33. "Contact my twitter" uh, no thanks, no one wants to get near your twitter, Moran

[kick-ass-bob]

36. It's all fake. Seriously - check the twitter feed

:rofl:

"Just received my R. Theriot and N. Punto #stlcards t-shirts from MLB baseball!1!! Who wants the sleeves?"

[SaveAmerica]

37. Thank goodness for KaB! I didn't want to click on his twitter, glad somene else was brave enough!

Thanks for doing the dirty work...

[kick-ass-bob]

46. I'm just glad I could Save America

:bounce:

[Kingofalldems]

35. David Eckstein is not Jewish

[Taverner]

40. So Taguchi is not Chinese either nt

[Taverner]

39. Surprise, surprise he's a fucking racist

That's a shock..

[AngryAmish]

42. Let us unpack this a wee bit, shall we

This guy who supposedly wants to sue the photographer puts up the morans pic on his twitter feed.

Does this bit of evidence maybe lead you to believe this might not be serious?

[Taverner]

44. Could be, but as dog as my witness I have met people this strong in the stupid...

[cherish44]

41. This "interview" is a joke, right?

:wtf:

[Ikonoklast]

48. Ssshhhhh! You're spoiling the outrage parade!

Yes, that 'interview' is totally fake.

[Yavin4]

45. he agreed to an interview on the condition that I buy him two KFC Famous Bowls™.

Patton Oswalt on KFC Famous bowls:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfan5MacmsI