Politicians are like diapers.

[liberal N proud]

They need to be changed often and for the same reason.

[Lint Head]

1. And they are often full of it and soiled.

[Auggie]

2. And you can smell one from a mile away

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

3. Being 'dirty diapers' makes them Bio-Hazard material

The worse offenders ought to be sent for decontamination.
They might turn into normal people afterward, if only for a few seconds before fouling themselves again.






Humans are the only creatures that foul their dens on purpose and reward those who do the most 'fouling'.
If pols are dirty diapers, the Repubs are the diapers of baby Godzillas - full of nuclear baby crap.

[bigwillq]

4. They really are all full of poop.

SMH