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eilen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-11 03:39 PM
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Hilarious!!! Tea Party Frankenstein
I lurk and occasionally post over at Motley Fool boards. Just read this post by Hochizen
Literally Laughed Out Loud and scared the cat.


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!

Just now on CNBC some Chamber of Commerce stooge was whining and crying about what would happen if the debt ceiling isn't increased!

Gosh, CVS Caremark would be in CHAOS! Naw......really.......it would go BROKE!

Just like most banks! Insurance companies! Brokers! POOF ALL GONE, so we can worship at the altar of the teabag!

LETS GO FOR IT!

Poor, poor Chamber of Commerce! The Frankenstein monster of teabaggery has come home at last! Just like in the novel, as the megarich are enjoying unparalleled levels of wealth and privilege, along comes their horrid creation on their wedding night. Drooling, the teabaggers come close, their fetid breath and scars showing, knuckles dragging across the marble floor as they come nearer, Nearer, NEARER to the bride of the super rich, their precious banks and insurance companies! No, NO says the Chamber of Commerce.....I never MEANT for THIS to happen, you are supposed to wreak havoc upon the LIBERALS!

The Teabag monster looks over, shaking its barely sentient head "reek? We don't reek! We just don't take baths like those high falutin elites"

The Teabag monsters hands close around the pale white throat of the bank, dressed in finery the way the Chamber of Commerce likes it. "Help me!" cries Miss Bank, "Please, Chamber, don't let the Teabag Monster do this! I love you! Save me! SAVE MEEEEEEEE!"

But it is too late. The Teabag Monster has come home at last. Now, the Chamber of Commerce has its mate.....as at long last, the wealthy and the teabaggers have the same life.

They are one.

Forever and ever and ever.
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no_hypocrisy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-11 03:41 PM
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1. Glad Glenn Beck's not on right now. He'd make an appeal to empty
deposits at banks.
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AndyTiedye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-11 04:01 PM
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2. While the Teabaggers and their Paymasters Make a Killing on Ultrashort ETFs
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Ruby the Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-11 02:07 PM
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3. Thats what they get for pushing people to vote against their own interests with wedge issues
like abortion and gay marriage.

The chickens have finally come home to roost.
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