Awright, who won the Track Palin Shotgun Wedding pool?

[MorningGlow]

Please collect your winnings at the front desk before close of business today.

Sarah Palin on track to be a grandmother again

Track Palin, 22, the oldest son of the former governor and "First Dude" Todd, tied the knot a few months ago in Alaska with his high school sweetheart, Britta Hanson.

{snip}

The notoriously salacious blog Gawker, which published the photo, quipped: "Britta looks to be several months along--perhaps more than two months?"

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/2011/07/sarah-palin-on-track-to-be-a-grandmother-again.html

Day-um, if nothing else, them there Palins sure are fertile! :scared:

[tanyev]

1. "The Palins simply DO NOT get married unless there is a fetus and a loaded shotgun involved."

Gryphen @ Immoral Minority

http://theimmoralminority.blogspot.com/2011/07/remember-how-everybody-just-assumed.html

[ThatsMyBarack]

8. Spot on!

:fistbump:

[peace frog]

20. You can take the Palins out of the trailer park

but you can't take the trailer park out of the Palins.

[Erose999]

32. Sarah is a terrible shot, but I guess the spread of a shotgun negates her poor aim.

[MurrayDelph]

57. A traditional Palin family marriage proposal:

"You're WHAT?!??!?"

[Myrina]

2. "Britta" ? He married a water filter?

Doesn't anyone up there know how to name their kids? Jeeeez. :eyes:

[nc4bo]

3. LOL. Aren't they all just precious. nt

[Hell Hath No Fury]

4. That's actually a very traditional Scandinavian name -

I have many Brittas in my family tree. Her last name is Hanson, also another traditional Scandinavian name. Han's Son is the origin.

[bigwillq]

51. Why do you have an issue

with what folks name their kids? How is it affecting your life?
Your free to name you kids whatever you like. So are they. I don't really see the big deal. I think Britta is a very nice name.

[Raschel]

53. Because it's more hypocrisy from the right. They ridicule African American names, but embrace all

that is Palin.

[Pool Hall Ace]

58. Britta is a nice, legit name with a history.

Track Enfield Palin is not so nice. Parents, of course, can name children as they please, but novelty names are just silly. So what if I criticize it? If you love it, no biggie.

[Hell Hath No Fury]

5. Two months along my ass....

[nc4bo]

6. Whatcha think - 5 maybe 6? nt

[Hell Hath No Fury]

7. Looks about right --

Perhaps that is why Palin suddenly disappeared and got very very quiet. Two out of wedlock births may have been too much for them to manage publicity-wise.

[Raschel]

12. Nah. She has no second thoughts about it. She doesn't see herself as a hypocrite.

They're doing the 'right' thing by getting married so in her eyes it cancels out the sin and she thinks they should be praised. If it happened to somebody that didn't say they were a Christian, it would be shameful.

I know people like her. They always justify everything concerning them, and condemn everyone else.

There's a freeper thread on this and they're praising this to high heaven, AND picking on Chelsea Clinton of all people! That's how warped these hypocrites are.

[WinkyDink]

30. Admonitions are for OTHER people.

[Raschel]

13. AND two kids with criminal records.

[WinkyDink]

31. Isn't this true of Jeb Bush, also?

[Raschel]

42. I dont know...

[MorningGlow]

9. Thanks for posting the photo

Came back to add it, and there it was! :)

And yeah, that ain't no two months. No way.

[Raschel]

14. She wore the black top at the big shindig.

[rocktivity]

16. A bride in black, a strategically placed boquet

And no formal announcement of the wedding until months later...lucky for her Michelle Bachmann has been filling in.

:eyes:
rocktivity

[Raschel]

17. Look at that body language. Those Palins boy, they're a real close family.

[WinkyDink]

34. IDGI. Are you saying they should be more hip to hip? Because that would be WEIRD.

[Raschel]

43. They don't seem to ever put their arms around each other. Maybe they're just a very uptight family.

[badgerpup]

18. If that's what she looks like at two months...

I feel sorry for her when she hits her second and third trimester. :wow:

Some really small women start showing at about 2 weeks (it seems), let alone two MONTHS, but Britta doesn't appear to be one of the super-petite ladies.

[peace frog]

25. That's what I looked like at 6 months

If she's two months pregnant then I'm Mother fricking Teresa.

[WinkyDink]

29. He's be way more handsome with hair.

[FSogol]

10. When will little Curb* Palin be born?

* Just my guess. Could also be Field, Street, Cabbage, Group, Sky, Tent, Rake, Scupper, or Brick.

Maybe the Palins thought that Richard Scarry's "Busy Town" was a book of baby names?

[LiberalEsto]

15. It's "Pitcher"

Mom's name is Britta,

[Tatiana]

28. ***COFFEE SPEW***

:rofl:

[Raschel]

44. How about 'Tap'?

[47of74]

56. LOL

[blueamy66]

19. I'm partial to Scupper

:-)

but then my niece is naming her new one Beckham.....so what do I know?

[hifiguy]

22. "Grift" would be more than appropriate.

Just sayin'. :rofl:

[FSogol]

24. They'll never name their kids "Mark." That's reserved for their "fans."

:rofl:

[Capt. America]

47. Tinn, Tap, Pinn, Tor

[LiberalEsto]

48. Rin Tin Tin nt

[Stevenmarc]

50. Well since Wasilla is the meth capital I'm voting for Crank

[CTyankee]

52. I vote for Chug myself, if it's a boy. Brillo if its a girl...

[Raschel]

11. It was so obvious when they had the little wedding on the ski slope or wherever it was. Nobody else

in the pictures except the parents. No bristle, twig, nobody. You know how much Palin loves attention. She would have had a big hoe-down in D.C if she could have.

I still say what's up with that track kid. Palin sure hides him. With his military service it's strange that she's not pimping him out like crazy.

[joeybee12]

21. I called it when it was posted!

Day-um...aren't condoms available in Alaska????

[MorningGlow]

27. Winnah!

:applause:

[joeybee12]

36. Hooray!

Although my celebration is tempered by the realization that there will be another Palin in the world.

[Erose999]

37. I think the latex can't survive the extreme cold. It gets dry and brittle and cracks.

[Contrary1]

49. "Crack" ! You have inadvertently come up with the best ever potential baby Palin name.

"Brittle" would have been great too, except it sounds too much like Mom's name.

[Skip_In_Boulder]

23. Correction

Day-um, if nothing else, them there thar Palins sure are fertile!

You need to brush up on your hillbilly.

[MorningGlow]

26. Whoops!

I stand corrected. :blush: Could I redeem myself if I get pregnant? My son isn't old enough to even care about girls yet--can't make me a granmaw for at least five or six years (thank goodness)--so I guess it's up to me. I'm not single, but I am 45. :shrug:

[Skip_In_Boulder]

33. Well let me know if you need any help

:toast:

[MorningGlow]

40. LOL

Apparently all I need to do is drink the water in AlaskAH! :toast:

[peace frog]

35. You're 45 and not a granny yet? FAIL

What kind of self-respecting hillbilly reaches so advanced an age without several grandbabies in tow?
I'll bet you still have all your own teeth, too. ;)

[MorningGlow]

41. I know, right?!

I'm so ashamed. :rofl:

[snooper2]

38. There's nothing else to do in Alaska except drink and fuck

What you all think is going to happen :rofl:

[11 Bravo]

54. Don't forget crystal meth!

[gatorboy]

39. Is the Palin/Bristol abstinence before marraige tour still going strong?

This brood is hilarious. They're just rubbing our noses in it now....

[doublethink]

45. It's happening isn't it ......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXRjmyJFzrU

[Raschel]

46. More Family Values. Is this what they mean when they say, "We want our America Back"?

[arikara]

55. Kicking just for the downright funniness

n/t

[southernyankeebelle]

59. She was with child the day she got married. Gosh her daddy is a minister.

There is that family values working. It was already posted in IM and Palingate blogs before gawker.

[gauguin57]

60. If Sarah and Bristol would STFU about abstinence-only, I wouldn't have a problem with any of it.

Sarah and Todd eloped when they found she was pregnant.

Bristol and Track, apparently, both had pre-marital buns in the oven. Bristol chose to raise her kid alone/co-parent. As long as the kid is taken care of, fine.

Track got married to create a family for the kid.

All of those things are fine, as long as they're not being total flaming HYPOCRITES like they are now.

If they'd just stop talking about abstinence, I don't care who's pregnant before marriage. Stuff happens. It's cold in Alaska ... maybe it's too cold to get out of bed and get a condom!