Dear Mr. President: Once the debt crisis is over

[Jazz Ambassador]

can we please, once and for all, stop talking about bipartisanship? Thanks.

A Democrat (your party, remember?)

[bigwillq]

1. K and R

It's been proven time and time again that this approach does not work. Solid attempt by Obama to be the Great Uniter, but it's not working. Time to change strategy.

[William769]

2. Good luck with that!

[midnight]

3. I would prefer we never talk about shared sacrifices again.

[damntexdem]

4. Why talk to a president decades in the future?

You think the GOP will let the "crisis" lapse before then?

[WorseBeforeBetter]

5. It's a manufactured crisis...

like so many others before it. The American Way.

[pipi_k]

6. Not that it's likely to happen, but...

let's pretend that someday it did...

What if by some some strange chance there were a Republican in the WH who wanted to govern in a bipartisan manner...

Democrats would actually tell them to stick their bipartisanship up their asses and give them permission to ram things through Congress however they wanted?

[mindwalker_i]

7. You've hit on the thing that seriously pisses me off about Obama

He always seems to be right there, soothing their lack of a gold-plated-pacifier-induced temper tantrums where I just long to see him bitch-slap the whole party. It's like watching a parent give their child a cookie (or a whole damn package or orios) when they scream in a store. You know what that teaches them.

Maybe it's part of a bigger plan. I've got to admit Republicans look even more like a bunch of dicks, but I still want to see them bitch-slapped.