We’d much rather bankrupt the world than pay any tax, argue US Republicans

[dipsydoodle]

US Republicans continue to happily push the US towards bankruptcy as they laughed off the latest attempt from Senate Democrats to force them to pay some taxes.

The Democrats’ latest proposal involves raising taxes for the rich while helping the poor and the elderly – a suggestion which appears preposterous to their opponents.

Republican John Boehner explained, “Once again, we completely reject these unrealistic plans which need us to part with some of our millions.”

“They seem to expect us to give up a bit of our endless hordes of cash in an attempt to support those less well-off. Where do they think we are, the UK!?”

http://newsthump.com/2011/07/26/we%E2%80%99d-much-rather-bankrupt-the-world-than-pay-any-tax-argue-us-republicans/

[Angry Dragon]

1. The weeping boner left a trail of slime as he left the bar

With a cigarette dangling from the left side of his mouth, with a female lobbyist under his right arm.
He was heard to say, "I can't be bothered with this country going down the drain. Can't you see I have more important stuff
to bone up on??"

Stay tuned for the next episode of "The weeping boner!!"

[Cool Logic]

2. Bankrupt the world...?

Perhaps we should ask the world to chip in and help us out.