GWB on the lamb? (Gotta see the pic in the link)

[PotatoChip]

Maybe somewhere in Texas a village is missing their idiot but is refusing to report it? :shrug:

SALT LAKE CITY (AP) — A mystery man believed to be his 70s has been locked up in a Utah jail for more than three weeks and has baffled investigators because he refuses to reveal his identity or provide any details about his life.

The graying, disheveled man with blue eyes and a scruffy face was booked into the Utah County Jail as "John Doe" after being arrested for trespassing in the Provo Police Department parking garage.

Since then, investigators have been publicizing his mug shot and reaching out to the media and public to figure out who he is. About 100 tips have led nowhere.

"He's here on some misdemeanors but the fact is, we still don't know who he is. He could be wanted in another state. He could just be a missing person," said Lt. Dennis Harris of the Utah County Sheriff's Office. "For some reason, he just plain flat doesn't want us to know who he is."

ETA: Oh, never mind.

http://portal.tds.net/news/read.php?id=18705684&ps=1011&cat=&cps=0&show=big&lang=en

[thereismore]

1. lam, not lamb. nt

[PotatoChip]

3. Thanks. n/t

[Buns_of_Fire]

11. Although, you never really know with these guys.

Santorum on the dog, boosh on the lamb, sounds like an orgy to me!

[CTyankee]

17. Yeah, GWB on the lamb. That gave me a sudden, unwanted brain image...

ohhhh, gross....

[formercia]

24. There will never be another Ewe.

Was the lamb under age too?

[CTyankee]

30. here

There will be many other nights like this,
And I'll be standing here with someone new.
There will be other songs to sing,
Another fall...another spring...
But there will never be another you.


There will be other lips that I may kiss,
But they won't thrill me,
Like yours used to do.
Yes, I may dream a million dreams,
But how can they come true,
If there will never, ever be another you?

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

31. I know, I had one too.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[CTyankee]

32. It was BAD. I cannot forgive the OP for posting this...I didn't need it...

You have to think about my heart....

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

9. We don't know what W's been up to since retirement

so either could be correct

:hi:

[PotatoChip]

16. Bwahaaahaa!!!

:rofl:

[no_hypocrisy]

2. Jesus, that's just an uncanny resemblance.

[RebelOne]

25. No, doesn't even resemble him. n/t

[Warpy]

4. It sure looks like Dallas's idiot

but no one has reported him missing.

Unfortunately, SLC's guy doesn't have a couple of Stupid's gin blossoms, identifying marks that don't go away and can only be minimized by lasering and concealer.

[Liberalynn]

13. Maybe he told them he was going on a bike ride, and they just assumed he got lost?

:shrug: You know how he loves his bicycle. :rofl:

[sinkingfeeling]

5. Could it be?

[PotatoChip]

15. Perfect, thanks!

For some reason when I tried to post the pic, something came up saying I was using an "illegal code". Apparently they really don't want him back!

[KansDem]

6. It looks like he went all-Bukowski on us!

...or at least Waits

[LWolf]

7. I expected a photoshopped pic

of GWB on "the lamb."

[PotatoChip]

10. LOL!

I almost fixed the title, but later decided, Naaahhhaa.... no need :hi:

[LWolf]

29. Your real pic

bears a distinct resemblance; it's probably better for the poor lambs that GWB stays behind bars.

Funny mental image, though.

:rofl:

[Sedona]

8. OMG it's him!

Mystery inmate in Utah refuses to reveal name

http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/obGxrlocw_mGfPFWVuIIjw--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD0zNDY7cT04NTt3PTI0OA--/

[QC]

12. Wouldn't it be more traditional to put mint jelly on the lamb? n/t

[Buns_of_Fire]

14. Okay, NOW we're getting kinky! nt

[CTyankee]

19. Ewww. Good thing I don't eat mint jelly....but ewww, anyway...

[csziggy]

18. Is that jail sir conditioned? Maybe he was homeless

And just wanted a cool place to rest with regular food. Sine they are only holding him on misdemeanor charges, chances are once he gets to court even if convicted he will be sentenced to time served.

[PotatoChip]

22. You are right to point that out

Poverty, homelessness and/or a need of health care is nothing to laugh about. That could be the case. Thank you for the reality check.





Still, I think he looks a bit like GW :hide:

[Generic Other]

20. One way to know for sure...

Ask the Secret Service guy.

[Ruby the Liberal]

21. If hes locked up, they have his prints, no?

[trackfan]

23. It's D.B. Cooper

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D._B._Cooper



http://www.martinigod.com/blog.htm

[readmoreoften]

26. Accidentally unrec'd! Sorry!

[formercia]

27. I smell a Lawsuit coming.

Does one really need to tell the police who they are?

So, where's the speedy trial?

Was he advised of his Rights?

Was he provided with an Attorney?

Lots of questions.

[XanaDUer]

28. GWB on the lamb put a whole different pic in my head

nt.

[CTyankee]

34. Yeah, see I had the same reaction...it wasn't nice...hope yours was better...

[XanaDUer]

37. It wasn't

:hi:

[spanone]

33. he looks too insightful to be j*nior

[anneboleyn]

35. He looks like a hybrid of Bush I and Bush II. It is uncanny.

[MisterP]

36. how'd you even find this?