SoutherDem
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Tue Jul-26-11 09:10 PM
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Worlds Biggest Yard Sale 8/3/2011 |
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If we default next Tuesday, then Wednesday we can all join in the World Biggest Yard Sale. Some of the bargains will be:
Library of Congress 100 books for a $1
Statue of Liberty, (only slightly tarnished) $50
U.S. Interstate system $1 per mile
M-1 tanks $100
Minuteman Missile (20 Megaton warhead included) $500, (upgrade to 40 Megaton warhead for only $75 more)
U.S.S. Ronald Reagan $10,000 (20 planes included, additional planes for only $5 each)
Washington DC playground (formerly known as the House of Representatives Chambers) $5
U.S. Supreme Court (leans slightly to the right) $20
Grand Canyon $150
FREE GIFT WITH PURCHASE - U.S. Constitution (well worn but not used in years)
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GoneOffShore
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Tue Jul-26-11 09:11 PM
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1. Statue of Liberty returned to France - she was only on loan. |
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Edited on Tue Jul-26-11 09:12 PM by GoneOffShore
Liberté, Egalité, Fraternité
Which hasn't existed here since Truman.
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RKP5637
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Tue Jul-26-11 09:12 PM
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2. Politicians for sale, now 95% off. n/t |
Renew Deal
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Tue Jul-26-11 09:19 PM
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Edited on Tue Jul-26-11 09:20 PM by Renew Deal
:spank:
This is at least slightly better than the guy proposing giving this stuff away earlier today. :D
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lonestarnot
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Tue Jul-26-11 10:02 PM
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4. Little high on SCOTUS there aren't you? I wouldn't give you one fucking red nickle! |
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