Message to Republicans from the middle class;

[The Doctor.]

"Look, the people you are after are the people you depend on. We cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Do not... fuck with us." -Fight Club

[Davis_X_Machina]

1. Message to Republicans from the middle class *on election days*...

"I volunteer to live with my family in a cardboard box under a railroad bridge, and toast sparrows on an old curtain rod over an open fire. In exchange, you guarantee me that the people in the next box over -- black, gay, foreign, liberal, different -- don't even get the sparrow.

Oh, and blow up brown people who worship the wrong God. Better on television, but if not, not."

That's how you get the Congress you see....

[The Doctor.]

2. Those bastards!

The luxury of having a curtain rod on which to toast sparrows!

They should be ashamed that they are not sacrificing those curtain rods so that the elite classes might have curtains in their 4th beach house! Imagine the insolation they might have to endure!

Please, oh please why won't anyone think of the rich men?

[Davis_X_Machina]

3. "Middle class" is a statistical construct...

...there's no detectable class-consciousness in this country -- until you're in the tenth decile of income.

[wundermaus]

4. A Classic scene worthy of a visual aid...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWVxI6XZAuE

[The Doctor.]

5. Thanks!

Now... do you think they'll care?

[Rectangle]

6. Here's another message: If we go down.....

YOU'RE GOING WITH US!!!!!!!!