BREAKING: Obama has been convicted of BPWB

[FreakinDJ]

House Republicans Outraged

House Speaker commented "I can not possibly work with a man that has that on his record. How can he possibly lead the country" as the house Republicans prepared to walk out on the news. Senator Reid declined to comment.

A little know law in closed circles has been used to convict President Obama of BPWB (being president while black)

[arbusto_baboso]

1. Some things are too damn true to be all that funny.

[guitar man]

2. It's better than BSOHWO!!

:spray: :rofl:

[EOTE]

5. Why do you hate oompa loompas? NT

[guitar man]

7. Because

they always get drunk and wind up pissing in my yard at 3am! :P

[gateley]

3. Someone posted a thread the other day that the country is

on the precipice of collapse because there's a Black man in the WH.

I've become convinced of it since Obama took office. Initially my heart was happy because I didn't think a Black guy COULD get through the door yet, so my faith in my fellow Americans was buoyed. Now, I'm heartbroken at how almost-acceptable it's become to be racist and OUT about it.

:cry:

[FreakinDJ]

6. If Obama was White - they would eat their Peas

so sad but true

[gateley]

8. I know - there's no doubt in my mind at this point. It was

a slowly-dawning horror to watch more and more evidence of this unfold. :cry:

[hfojvt]

4. it's a damn shame too

because Republicans got along so good with the last white Democratic President.

[gateley]

9. Well you have a point, but it seems they're more gleeful

in their hate of the Black guy. Just my observation.

[FreakinDJ]

11. Yet Palin will receives favorable press if she Farts

how could it be any more obvious

[MilesColtrane]

10. If they can't impeach him, they'll do the next best thing.

Destroy the country, then try to blame it on him.