So tell me, what's it like being a god-damned idiot?

[MrScorpio]

A year ago I offered some much needed advice to you and yours that unfortunately went unheeded: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8945699

I suggested that you and all of your idiot friends just simply sit back and drink a few beers, have some fun with your mates and chill. And most of all, QUIT doing politics. I asked you all to quit for a pretty good reason: Because you're all god-damned idiots... Every single one of you. Well, like god-damned idiots, you all didn't listen to me. And look at the sorry situation that we all find ourselves in right now: You all broke the fucking government. It's broken because you all went out of the way to elect the biggest collection of morons to ever hold public office in America, The Congressional Tea Party Caucus.

You and your tea bagging friends didn't simply just break the government, you actually raped and pillaged it like a horde of marauding Huns. Why would you do something so utterly moronic? Because you hate the Black Guy more than you love the country itself?!? OK-OK-OK, you think the Black Guy sucks, we all know this. But hell, don't you LIKE Social Security checks and Medicare payments? Apparently, you fools don't, because you all sent the Tea Party Caucus to Congress to break the fucking government.

This is crash an burn politics that you're playing, people. And I have to say, that the way that you're playing this game, it's ALL going to crash and burn on all of our heads if you keep this shit up. Now I hear that you want the Black Guy OUT of office next year and you want to replace him with one of those stellar political Republican geniuses like Michele "Batshit Crazy" Bachmann, Rick "Frothy" Santorum or Tim "Milquetoast" Pawlenty. You really think that these people are capable of running the country. I have to tell you, if you elect a Tea Party president, you may get that Black Guy out, but all your guy is going to do is run the country into the ground. These are people who don't even want to pay the bills that have already been incurred, which is the ONLY reason why the Debt Ceiling needs to be raised. Bills from unnecessary wars, the unwillingness to control Wall Street, Medicare Part B and the failure to raise revenue for ANY of that because the wealthy just had to hoard more cash through unnecessary tax cuts. These are all horrible Republican ideas that put us all in this crappy situation, by the way.

So, if the Tea Partiers don't want to pay our bills, how in the hell do you think that they'll run a government, when the ONLY thing that they know how to do is fucking break it?

Now I have to ask you. what's it like being a god-damned idiot?

What's it like to not even have two functioning brain cells to rub together?

What's it like to shamble around in suspiciously abject silence while the fools you all sent to Congress do everything that they can to break the fucking government?

I really want to know, because I just don't understand this.

Normally, at this point, I offer advice... But this time I won't because you will never listen.

But I will offer a prediction: If you get what you want, total Tea Party Control, you're going to be really, really sorry.

- Sorry that you can't pay your bills because the interest rate on your loans and bills will skyrocket.

- Sorry that you can't find a job because no one is keeping the corporations from sending them overseas.

- Sorry that your taxes will go UP while taxes on the rich will go down.

- Sorry that your sons and daughters will be sent overseas in more wars to kill muslims.

- Sorry that the government will completely abandon everyone who isn't wealthy, like you and your fellow god-damned idiots.

- And sorry - FOR REAL - because you want people running the country who only know how the BREAK THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT.


Good luck with that.

[Jackpine Radical]

1. Nice rant, Scorp.

[freshwest]

11. +1 to that and K & R the OP

[baldguy]

2. I don't know, but if you are I know where you can buy some gold.

[montanacowboy]

3. Thanks for my biggest laff today

great rant and unfortunately sooooooooooooooooo true.

[KansDem]

4. The TeaBaggers are fiscally irresponsible...

Recently, TeaBaggers skipped out on paying their Vegas hotel bill and now one of their leaders was arrested today for selling pirated software.

:rofl:

They're fucking crooks and not very good ones at that! Giving them the keys to the US Treasury would be shear lunacy...

[MrScorpio]

6. I'm watching their pathetic rally right now on CSPAN

The amount of bullshit that they're spewing is ridiculous

[freshwest]

12. I was fooling around on youtube and found a CSPAN call-in where some old dude calls in

Complaining that he can tell that 'a lot of black people' are calling in and that if CSPAN didn't put a stop to it, he was going to stop watching or take to calling them BLACKSPAN.

Who turned out the light and let these cockroaches breed like this? What the hell is going on? Do we gotta reinvent the frigging wheel every generation now?

[geckosfeet]

5. Teabaggers are terrorists - they just don't have the guts to say it about themselves.

They are in denial. They think only brown skinned muslim people from the middle east can be terrorists.

[ashling]

7. You out to take this stuff on the road

I remember laughing at the last one so hard that I ... well, be that as it may, you are gifted, my friend ...

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Mimosa]

8. WOW! Nothing more to say. n/t

[Urban Prairie]

9. Astute observation from what appears to be detached and from a safe distance away

But unfortunately we're all in the same damned leaky rubber lifeboat that they're so busily punching more holes in.

:(

[Warren DeMontague]

10. I'd say this is "cut off your nose to spite your face" type stuff

But it's really more like "Light your own dick on fire because Ayn Rand told you to".

[petronius]

13. Could a god-damned idiot competently describe the experience of being

a god-damned idiot? Could a competent outside observer adequately capture the inner reality of a god-damned idiot? Or are we two tribes doomed forever to gaze at one another through a glass, darkly? :shrug:

[MrScorpio]

14. This is a perfect question to ask in a Philosophy class

Who would know?