Attn. Grover Norquist & Teabaggers

[Botany]

Please stay true to your core ideals so do the following:


Stay off public roads including Interstate Highways.

Quit using that socialist public water and sanitary sewer system that is hooked up to your house.

Contract w/ a private company to haul away your garbage.

Do send your children to a public school or college.

Do not watch any college football or basketball .... public or private in almost every case some form of government money is involved w/ the school or the student.

Do not buy any USDA inspected meat, dairy, or food product. Trichinosis can be fun and Jesus will make you better.



If you, a family member, or friend gets cancer do not get any therapy because the National Cancer Institute gets money from the C.D.C. which is federal money.

If your house catches on fire do not call the Fire Department or try to put the fire out with that water that comes to your house from a public supply.

If you need an ENT (Paramedic) for a heart attack don't call them.

Do not use the internet.

Avoid any weather forecast that uses satellites or the national weather service ..... the Farmer's Almanac might help you ..... BTW don't get it through the mail.

If you are impacted by a flood, earthquake, wildfire, hurricane, or tornado remember do not get any of that public (socialist) help such as rescuing you from a roof
top, a low interest loan, and or some kind of air drop of a fire retardant to keep the wild fire from burning you and your house up.

For God's sake don't get any VA help, social security money, or medicare ...... that goes to all the member and families of Congressional teabaggers getting
government run health care too.

Stop all mail service.

If something happens to your bank account because of problem w/ the institution decline the FDIC money to pay off any of your losses.

Do not go to any city, state, or national park.

Do not hunt or fish on public land.

If you are out of the country and need help do not use an American embassy or consulate.

If the United States is attacked here or overseas do not expect the U.S. military to come to your aid if you need it.

Do not fly on a commercial airline and if you fly in a private plane don't use air traffic control, a flight plan, or federally regulated air space.

If you are a member of church demand that your church does not use any sort of tax exempt status.

Let the electric or gas company charge you whatever they want ...... get rid of those nasty utility regulation boards. Same goes for your phone bill.

If you catch somebody robbing your house do not call the cops or expect the person to be put into jail.

Do not take any FDA approved of drugs.

Do not use any public bridge, dam, beach, library, or garden.

If you need your road plowed of snow to get to your job don't expect it and or use those roads.

And most important of all if you think government is the problem do not run for public office.

[WhiteTara]

1. This can be told to all repubicans. n/t

[tosh]

2. And PLEASE....

take over the financing of your effing WARS!

[Bryn]

3. K&R

Bookmarked! Excellent, but add war expenses, too.

[Jakes Progress]

4. K&R But you mis-state their core ideals.

All those thing you listed are just ways to get to what they really believe.

They believe they are more important than anyone else. They believe the world owes them. The believe in lying and greed. All the rest is just talk. They don't believe it and it is okay to say it because lying for selfish reasons is a good thing to them. The word hypocrisy does not mean anything to them. Their true core ideal is "me".

[Botany]

5. In many cases their "core ideals" are using whatever ...

..... tool is at hand to get their goals and in this case their raison d'etre is concern about the
debt but really they want to destroy social security and they have wanted to do just that
since FDR. A few years ago it was all about "honor and the rule of law" when they impeached
Bill Clinton for lying about a blow job ...... "the ends justify the means."