The Recession has hit everybody.....

[Change Happens]

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford
batteries.

CEOs are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of
pennies while she danced.

I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call
them and ask if they meant you or them.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their
children's names.

My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they
re-possessed her!

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island Casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali
pirates.

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my
savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide
Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was
suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck

[VWolf]

1. It's funny 'cause it's (almost) true n/t

[Imagevision]

2. Bill and Hillary travel together? - yuk!

[Festivito]

3. The top 400 richest are saddled with having to manage more money. Poor dears. /nt

[lunatica]

4. That's the best laugh I've had in what feels like months!

I love you!

[lunatica]

5. kick