NightWatcher
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Fri Jul-29-11 04:13 PM
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If the USA's FICO score drops, will we have to pawn Air Force One's title |
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Will we start having to take payday loans and have to buy used tanks for our wars at 24% APR from tank lots on the outskirts of town?
Will we start clipping coupons or get hand me down military uniforms from other countries?
(Sorry, my brain is fried. Too much news today and yesterday)
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AlabamaLibrul
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Fri Jul-29-11 04:16 PM
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1. CNBS (no typo) was yukking it up with a photoshopped ronald mcdonald on Rushmore |
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Edited on Fri Jul-29-11 04:16 PM by AlabamaLibrul
"Uncle Sam's Yard Sale"
because selling off the national assets in the name of "austerity" is so fucking hilarious.
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Fri Jul-29-11 04:19 PM
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4. can't wait until I am driving on Interstate Charles Koch. |
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Fri Jul-29-11 04:17 PM
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3. Find the nearest PayDay Loan shack. The GOP just loves those 'operations'... eom |
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Fri Jul-29-11 04:20 PM
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5. We could sell the USS Reagan to a BRIC nation for a bit more |
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we could lease them the crew as well. Blackwater/Xe made a fortune in mercenary work. Military goods is one thing the US isn't short on. Hell, two opposing nations could hire use to be both sides of a conflict and we could knock ourselves out as part of the bargain.
It's no crazier than trade policies that hollowed out our economy.
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Fri Jul-29-11 04:21 PM
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6. Following Jon Stewart, |
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we'll just park it down the block so China can't find it. :rofl:
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Fri Jul-29-11 04:29 PM
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7. Pawn the House Speaker's office |
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Fri Jul-29-11 04:38 PM
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8. Air Force One? Will they be calling in these guys?... |
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