Top 5 Reasons Why We Have to Elect a Republican President in '12

[Morizovich]

5. There remain billionaires (even millionaires!) who are still paying taxes! Monstrous!

4. Non-white people still have the right to vote! Disgraceful!

3. We continue to allow Muslims to call themselves Americans, just because they were born and raised here. Sickening!

2. (Related to #3) There are Muslim countries we have NOT attacked yet! God Forgive Our Weakness!

1. Oh my fucking God there's a BLACK MAN in the White House!!! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
:scared:

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[florida08]

1. omg..freaking hilarious

:rofl: :applause: :woohoo:

[Morizovich]

8. Thangyu.Thangyuverimuch.

[11 Bravo]

2. SWEET! (And welcome to DU)

[Morizovich]

9. Thanks

But I have been given to understand that making it to 1,000+ here is about as likely as getting "renewed" in Logan's Run.
:scared:

[INdemo]

3. But wait..We elected a Republican in 2008

[CakeGrrl]

6. So they say.

:crazy:

[Morizovich]

11. Yes, and they're wrong.

Sheesh!

[florida08]

4. do you mind if I copy and send to my republican family

and my husband can send it out at work to all those dummies there?

[Morizovich]

10. Not at all!

:-)

[calimary]

5. That'd be pretty funny if it weren't true.

Welcome to DU, btw! :hi:

[Morizovich]

Ah, but it's funny AND true!

Such is life in latter-day Rome! :-)

[Deep13]

7. I had no idea it was that bad.

Did you know that Black people and even women can vote, and they don't even need to own property!

[Booster]

12. Excellent. Sent to everyone on my list with kudos to you.

[toddwv]

13. You forgot one: The government is still giving aid and comfort to...GASP!!

POOR PEOPLE!!

WTF are they thinking!!!

[Incitatus]

14. Sad but true for teabaggers.