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Tyrs WolfDaemon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-11 07:29 PM
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Poor Boner - we ought to get him something to make him feel better
How about a Wonka's chocolate bar to remind him of home?
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aquart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-11 07:31 PM
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1. A lovely ornamental hara kiri sword?
To remind him of the days when honor existed?
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Tyrs WolfDaemon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-11 07:33 PM
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2. That's way too expensive for a one time use.
Can we get away with a plastic spoon labled as a hara kiri sword?
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ashling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-11 07:41 PM
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3. What ever happened to the spork?
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valerief Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-11 07:56 PM
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4. It went the way of the spife.
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ashling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-11 08:37 PM
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9. Barney Spife?
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valerief Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-11 08:58 PM
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11. Always loved that guy! nt
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aquart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-11 02:48 AM
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12. Sometimes it doesn't pay to be cheap.
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City Lights Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-11 07:58 PM
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5. I suggest a juicer.
Why waste all that orange...
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bulloney Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-11 08:02 PM
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6. A juicer would be a perfect gift for old Tang man.
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-11 08:24 PM
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7. He wants a magnum of Jim Beam and a glass.
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-11 08:26 PM
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8. a jail cell and a roommate
Edited on Fri Jul-29-11 08:27 PM by undeterred
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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-11 08:44 PM
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10. I was thinking of maybe
a full-body condom.
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