Rules For Republicans

[MrScorpio]

A collective compilation. Don't expect me to do this all by myself. I'll get you started.


1. When in doubt, lie your pants off and blame someone else.

2. When caught wrongdoing, say "…But BOTH sides do it", even though you're the ones caught doing it 99.9999% of the time.

3. Never miss out on an opportunity to screw the little guy over by letting a crisis go to waste.

4. It's easy to get angry dumbasses to cut their own throats by getting them to believe in anything.

5. Lies are the best "facts" around… Especially if you repeat them ad infinitum and very loudly.

6. Greed is an excellent motivator.

7. In a discussion don't forget to zig right after you zag.

8. Extremism in opposition to decency and common sense is no vice, doing right by everyone except rich, white people is no virtue.

9. God only talks to us… We're on his speed dial.

10. We have a constitutional right to be completely wrong about EVERYTHING.


Feel free to add your own

[Sarah Ibarruri]

1. I have one....

11. Pretend to be Christian to get the least informed people to vote for us.

[Kennah]

2. Let them eat cake? Are you nuts? Let them starve!

[provis99]

3. 11. Ayn Rand is the Greatest Human Ever.