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As the CEO of "Kool-Aid", I'd like to announce that I'm suing the whole "Internet".

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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-11 11:48 PM
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As the CEO of "Kool-Aid", I'd like to announce that I'm suing the whole "Internet".
Those poor people in Jonestown were made to drink "Flavor Aid", not "Kool-Aid". You sons of bitches have sullied the respected name of Kool-Aid, and I'm suing each of you internetting pricks for eight pencils, two hoola dolls, and an ashtray.
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Kennah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-11 11:51 PM
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1. Heh, you're the one with a red muslim terrorist as a spokesman!
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-11 11:53 PM
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2. That photo has been altered!
Everyone knows that Jonestown is in Texas. Nice try, though.
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ZombieHorde Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-11 11:58 PM
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3. Jim Jones was very liberal, so I don't FOXNEWS would defend him. nt
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-11 12:00 AM
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4. Oh yeah?
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-11 12:04 AM
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5. Yeah!
You Flavor Aid employee buttholes will face my wrath. It will be ugly and cherry-flavored. (but mostly ugly)
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-11 12:07 AM
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6. I'm squarely in the Wyler's camp on this one.
Edited on Sat Jul-30-11 12:08 AM by rucky
The Switzerland of soft drink mixes.

btw, I was setting you up for a massive Kool-Aid Man "OH YEAAAAAAH!"

there's still time to edit.
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Kennah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-11 12:17 AM
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8. Splitters!
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Kennah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-11 12:17 AM
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7. Even butt ugly!
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