This was the wrong way to cure constipation

[n2doc]

Man inserts milk bottle up his bottom 'to relieve constipation'
Doctors have released an x-ray image showing a milk bottle lodged inside an elderly man's pelvis.


Ouch! A doctor points to the x-ray showing the rectally inserted milk bottle (Pic: Barcroft)

The unnamed 60-year-old got himself into a spin when he slid the bottle too far up his rear-end and couldn't remove it.

Distressed at the situation he immediately presented himself to a hospital in Zhuai, China, where he told staff what had happened.

He claims he was constipated and was attempting a rather unorthodox method of stimulating his bowel.

It's not understood why the man didn't visit a pharmacy to get some medicinal help first, but we're sure he had his reasons.


Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/870695-man-inserts-milk-bottle-up-his-bottom-to-relieve-constipation

Someone should photoshop Limbaugh's head onto the pic....

[HappyMe]

1. wtf?

That's nasty. But I don't wanna think about what made you search for this!!

[hifiguy]

2. Definitely a Darwin Awards nominee.

:wtf:

[corpseratemedia]

3. he mistook the bottle for the ingredients

"milk of magnesia"

[Warpy]

4. At least he didn't "slip in the shower."

I don't know about you, but I always shower with shot glasses, light bulbs, table legs and even more exotic things that have been found in the male rectum.

This is impressive not only for its size but for how far he was able to shove it up there.

Personally, I think he had to have had some help.

[Lil Missy]

5. Uh huh. Wonder if he has a "wide stance" too.

[LiberalFighter]

6. They have milk bottles in China?

[Buns_of_Fire]

7. "Distressed at the situation" -- I love the British style of understatement. nt

[originalpckelly]

13. An Englishman at the ER with the same problem:

"Excuse me, Sir, but could you help me?"
"Why of course! How may I may be of service?"
"It appears that a milk bottle has decided to play a devilish trick on me by inserting itself in my rectum. As best I could try, the bloody thing won't come back out. I guess it enjoys it up there, sort of like our house in the south of France. Have you been on the Eurostar?"
"Why yes, yes I have."
"Most peculiar isn't it, traveling under the channel in that?"
"Indeed."
"Doctor, sorry to be so rude as to interrupt, but I believe the man was discussing the milk bottle that rudely implanted itself in this man's rectum."
"Oh yes, go on."
"Well, I was wondering if you might be of some help."
"I don't know, if it decided to go up there on its own, it might be holding on inside, which would prevent us from removing it."
"Well, I don't know, could you at least attempt it? Perhaps if we were to have some tea and cookies, it might feel left out and come join us out here on its own?"
"Why, that's a wonderful idea! Are you a doctor too, Sir?"
"No, I'm a milk delivery man."
"Oh, well, that might explain why the bottle would pull such a terrible little trick on you, now wouldn't it?"
"Yes."
"Ah yes, here's the tea now."

[polmaven]

8. Excuse me, Mr. Metro Weird Reporter...

60 year old "elderly" man??????

I'm impressed. They apparently have teenage reporters in the UK!

[nadinbrzezinski]

9. Those make the rounds among EMTs and medical students

there are some that are down right hilarious... until you realize many of these require an OR and at times a long stay in the hospital. As an EMT I saw some that were really funny.

Also they do not necessarily have a thing to do with constipation either. I never got the honor, but one of my crews did... let's just say I was PROUD of them on how professional they behaved and did the patient interview.

[originalpckelly]

10. Note to males: Rectums are not clown cars.

We all know that the man g-spot is there, but no reason to make it an e-spot. E for embarrASSing.

It's called a flange, use it.

[Poll_Blind]

11. Glass bottle? Maybe he was just trying...to get his deposit back.

:hide:

PB

[pipi_k]

12. Actually I've discovered

that a can of beans works much better

[originalpckelly]

14. B&M?

:rofl:

But have you tried their other product called S&M? Just remember to write the safe word on the side of the can in the little box they provide.

[pipi_k]

17. Hee hee n/t

[renegade000]

15. doh, i thought this was going to be a metaphor

for the current situation in Congress. :spank:

[formercia]

16. Told the Doctor to hurry and get the bottle out

because he had to rush home and feed his Gerbils.