According to Freepin' Morans, the Debt Crisis is going to cause Obama to declare "Marshall Law"

[TalkingDog]

Because the negotiations will fail. He will be forced to invoke the 14th Amendment. Then our credit ratings will collapse. The Repugs will impeach him and to maintain control, he will be forced to declare:

MARSHALL LAW!!!

[mzteris]

1. Marshall Dillon?

:rofl:

[Sheepshank]

3. Marshall Dillon it is then. Marshall Obama just doesn't sound right n/t

[Morning Dew]

2. lol. Maybe they mean marital law -

oh, wait.... we already have DOMA.

[Sheepshank]

5. ooohh...you're onto something

maybe Martian Law....since Obama is considered an illegal alien.

[Morning Dew]

10. Heh!

Could be anything, really... it's freeper talk so it will make no sense under any circumstance.

[adhd_what_huh]

4. they soooooo want that to be true.

[tsuki]

6. Marshall McLuhan?

[coalition_unwilling]

15. LOL - Because the media is

the massage :)

[Bluzmann57]

7. Gawd I hope they try to impeach him

And I hope the fella by the name of Marshall Law heads the effort.
That is what they mean. Right? :crazy:
On edit- I also hope I learn to type a whole lot better than I do now. But alas, methinks it's too late.

[Skip_In_Boulder]

8. The Freepers are always talking some shit about

how they are all going to be forced into concentration camps, especially Christians, and be reeducated or eliminated. It's part of their paranoid delusional schizophrenic disorder.

[Lex]

9. they are professional victims . . . and paranoids. nt

[n2doc]

11. Would that lead to the Marshall plan?

Or maybe the All Marsh plan? I can't figure it out. Really Diabolical!

[Octafish]

12. Marshall amps I like.

[flamingdem]

19. time to put on some Hendrix, live nt

[SwissTony]

13. A long time ago I was heavily into karate.

A fellow student went into a newsagent and asked if they had anything on Martial Arts. The reply was...

"No, but we've got some Sherriff Dan".

I kid you not.

[Morizovich]

14. Unrecced for insulting the Irish

"Morans"???

[TalkingDog]

16. Hi Welcom to DU. "Moran" has a long and storied history

As for the unrec, I'll just blame it on this guy....

[AlabamaLibrul]

17. Rec to counteract possibly the silliest announced unrec in DU history n/t

[treestar]

28. DU inside joke

See Talking Dog's post above.

Welcome to DU and help yourself to using the term "moran."

[11 Bravo]

33. Four days in and you've got it all figured out. Impressive.

[A HERETIC I AM]

46. lol.

Now THAT'S funny!

[BiggJawn]

18. Marsha Law?

I dated her for a few weeks a zillion years ago...

[Brother Buzz]

20. No, Gawblammit, Dangblammit!!!!, it's sheriff, not marshall!!!...

...and the sheriff is a Ni(Dong)

[tuckessee]

21. So I suppose all DU'ers spell perfectly all the time?

One could could probably make two dozen topics a day just on the ignorant, laughable spelling & grammar mistakes found here.

I've seen "marshall law" written here so many times I couldn't even begin to count them.

These mistakes are a reflection of the piss-poor public education system that is found in the United States and liberals, conservatives and the non-committed all suffer from it.

[treestar]

27. Freepers and right wingers are guilty more often

They sometimes even put it on their signs.

[TalkingDog]

30. Go for it.

"Seriesly", I find their weak-kneed paranoia much more "humerus" than "there" "speeling".

But to each his "owen".

[11 Bravo]

35. That's not a misspelling. It's the ignorant use of an incorrect word.

But way to slip in a gratuitous slam against the public schools.

[jberryhill]

40. Were you a Homescholer?

[Speck Tater]

22. They loves their wet dreams involving guns, don't they? nt

[Dreamer Tatum]

23. Um, someone here WANTED him to declare ML over the debt.

And if you think DU isn't rife with examples of "Marshall Law," oy. Employ your search function, please.

[treestar]

29. Admitted, but freepers claim they are the educated ones

The hard workers, while we "libs" sit around collecting welfare.

[Zebedeo]

44. Just yesterday I saw on DU

a post claiming that libs were "intelligent, type-A, sophisticated urbanites" who would be able to "assert themselves" and overcome the "old, fat" men with a dozen rifles in the event of a societal meltdown. On the same day I saw a post on DU deriding conservatives as "shitkickers."

So, it would appear that the insufferable and comical elitism and delusional self-aggrandizement goes both ways.

Oh, and about "Marshall Law"?

It's been done here

plenty

of

times.


On edit, here are the threads I saw on DU yesterday:

superior urbanites

shitkickers

[treestar]

45. I have a bad feeling that "marshall law" may one day

be accepted. The image fits, since a "marshall" brings up an authoritarian image. Lord knows "try and" rather than "try to" is working its way in.

[Zebedeo]

47. and the pronunciation of nuclear as "noo kye ler" has

already been accepted by Merriam-Webster's dictionary.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

48. The jokes we make about you people do piss you off, don't they?

[Zebedeo]

49. no idea

what you are talking about.

[TalkingDog]

31. It probably is. But from what I've seen on this site

People tend to correct them. Sometimes gently, sometimes by example and sometimes as a Grammar Nazi.

So the difference, for me, is that we are willing to educate each other and ofttimes be educated in return. I've seen no such attempts on my few visits to other realms. However, if you have examples handy, I'll demonstrate my willingness to learn something new.

[treestar]

24. Yet they'd be fine if a Republican were in charge under Marshall Law

Morans. And yet they would be the cause of it. If they really fear Marshall law, they need to encourage Boner to make a reasonable settlement.

If they want Second Amendment solutions, they can kiss their butts goodbye if Obama gets Marshall Law. Obama has more guns now.

:rofl: :rofl:

[Change Happens]

25. I love hearing stuff like that from that side :)

[Enrique]

26. that's right up there with "liberal sexual morays"

:thumbsup:

[NoGOPZone]

32. I thought your post was funny and rather innocuous

yet it has upset some people. I wonder why. :shrug:

[TransitJohn]

34. As long as it's not Marshall, Will, and Holly law. eom

n/t

[theophilus]

36. I vote for Martian Law. n/t

[Chan790]

37. This guy?

Marshall Law from Tekken series of fighting video games

[TalkingDog]

43. Ya know.... That explains sooooooo much.

n/t

[Motown_Johnny]

38. any chance we can use this to cut defense spending?

no, I guess not.

[Maru Kitteh]

39. What if the Marshall is busy?

[truedelphi]

41. Some of the very same Republicans state that

America will lose in terms of its credit rating even if the measures that they want are enacted.

So why don't we just follow the lead of Greece?

[ljm2002]

42. Well, if it's anything like the Marshall Plan, that might be a good thing. n/t