Man, I need a cigarette.

[stevedeshazer]

Just been fucked by Republicans AND Democrats.

Craving a smoke right now. And I never smoke.

Damn.

:grr:

[The Straight Story]

1. I got ya covered (just not in a bar - that's illegal here in the US mostly)

:rofl:

[stevedeshazer]

2. Thanks, bro.

Next one's on me.

:)

on edit: @ The Straight Story

[The Straight Story]

5. Just don't expect me to smoke that wacky weed, that's illegal everywhere

And if it is made legal - will they let people smoke it in bars??? ;)

[babsbunny]

3. I feel so dirty...........

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[HappyMe]

9. Um...could you mop up please!

:hi:

[stevedeshazer]

10. *squawk* "cleanup on Aisle Five, stat"

Dropped a jar of mayonnaise.

[Ian David]

4. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

[Dappleganger]

6. Forget the cigarette, pass me the tequila.

I really want to forget this week.

[EvolveOrConvolve]

7. Yep, pass the lube

[Raine]

8. I need some KY Jelly that screwing over was painful

and the next will be even worse. x(

[scarletwoman]

11. Not only did they not leave any money on the dresser, they stole my billfold, too.

Bastards.

[stevedeshazer]

13. LOL!

:rofl:

[Zanzoobar]

12. If you had said, "cigareet", I'da understood.