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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-11 05:46 PM
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Cindy Jacobs: God Is Killing All Those Birds Because Of The Repeal Of DADT
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-11 05:47 PM
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1. Who?
Exactly.
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dsc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-11 05:54 PM
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4. she is a regionally famous evangelical preacher
yes, she is loony tunes too.
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-11 05:48 PM
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2. What about the birds in Italy?
Is that to keep us on our toes?
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Warren DeMontague Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-11 05:53 PM
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3. Wait. Why is it the birds' fault?
I think God is punishing us with Cindy Jacobs's outfit. What sort of coat is that? Blue Sleestak Hide?
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Last_Stand Donating Member (247 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-11 05:55 PM
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5. Wow...the Lord really does work in mysterious ways...lol
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Zanzobar Donating Member (276 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-11 05:58 PM
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6. Can you prove He's not?
Edited on Mon Jan-10-11 06:00 PM by Zanzobar
Maybe He is. Maybe she knows.

Maybe, The Lord Our God, has a telephone pole sized bird swatter in His hand right now.

Maybe He is playing badminton with His boy.

He is a pretty big dude, so I've heard. Maybe He cannot help but kill His own creation. From what I've read it's a fairly common pasttime for Him to be engaging in wholesale slaughter.
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WinkyDink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-11 06:04 PM
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7. Gay birds.
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