I'm worried that my rhetoric might not be extreme enough.

[Orrex]

Suggestions?

[emulatorloo]

1. Why are you worried about this?

Do you have a radio show, cable TV commentary show, or are you a politician running for political office?

[Orrex]

7. Not just now, but maybe someday

And how will I score the public adulation that I crave without furious, amped-up invective?

[emulatorloo]

8. I suggest practicing at home in front of a mirror until you get the radio gig

But don't let your roommate overhear you.

[deutsey]

18. That worked for Travis Bickle

[CJCRANE]

2. Nice post, Gandhi.

[slackmaster]

3. Try posting in ALL CAPS, and intentionally mis-spelling some of teh words

That always helps.

[xchrom]

4. Pharmaceuticals? Nt

[el_bryanto]

5. You need to remember that these are life and death times; that if your political enemies win

it's the end of America and possibly the world as we know it. Remember that your political enemies are not just misguided or wrong, they are evil. Also, do your best to imagine yourself incredibly persecuted by these monsters, who unrelentingly do everything they can to keep you down and dispirited and silent and to hurt America. Once you get in that mentality, extreme rhetoric will just naturally flow out of you.

Bryant

[Orrex]

6. At last, a voice of reason

Thanks for being a beacon in the gloom!

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[emulatorloo]

19. Bryant, that is a really good post. I think you have pretty much nailed how Limbaugh

et al operate.

Thank you very much.

[JBoy]

9. You're too knowledgeable about the issues.

Lose a bunch of brain cells, stop reading and thinking for yourself, and in a few months your rhetoric will have improved.

[Orrex]

11. YOU TAKE THAT BACK, YOU DRAFT-DODGING TREE-HUGGING HIPPIE!!!!1!

How's that for starters?

[JBoy]

14. Correct placement of hyphens aren't helping you.

[slackmaster]

15. Better

Keep workign on it.

[uppityperson]

12. look in the mear.

What you see...may be that bald man before you.

[blondeatlast]

13. There's a spot on your shirt--right there, just below the second button, LOOK.

God damn us hippies and our violent imagery!

[Rex]

16. Well give us an example! Don't be shy, we can handle it!

[Crankie Avalon]

17. Don't ever ask for our input...

...we're just liberal scumbags who have no right to be heard--IN FACT, NO RIGHT TO LIVE! What kind of enraged, embattled, uneducated but steeped in "common sense" conservative would ever ask the likes of us for suggestions? You must be on tranquilizers, today.