Chris Rock on Guns. (still brilliant) LOL

[Javaman]

And everybody's talking about gun control,
got to get rid of the guns.

Fuck that. l like guns.

You got a gun, you don't have to work out.

l ain't working out. l ain't jogging.

You got pecs, l got Tecs.

Fuck that shit.
You don't need no gun control.

You know what you need?
We need some bullet control.

Man, we need to control the bullets,
that's right.

l think all bullets should cost $5000.

$5000 for a bullet. You know why?

'Cause if a bullet costs $5000
there'd be no more innocent bystanders.

That'd be it.

Every time someone gets shot, people will
be like, ''Damn, he must have did something.

''Shit, they put $50000 worth of bullets
in his ass.''

People would think before
they killed somebody, if a bullet cost $5000.

''Man, l would blow your fucking head off,
if l could afford it.

''l'm gonna get me another job,
l'm gonna start saving some money...

''and you're a dead man.

''You better hope
l can't get no bullets on layaway.''

So even if you get shot by a stray bullet...

you won't have to go to no doctor
to get it taken out.

Whoever shot you
would take their bullet back.

''l believe you got my property.''

That's right, man.

http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/c/chris-rock-bigger-and-blacker-script.html

[TwilightGardener]

1. LOL--that's great!

[ProdigalJunkMail]

2. rolled on the floor the first time i saw this

and reading it now is still as funny as can be...

sP

[jeepnstein]

3. So you only want rich folks to be armed?

[tjwash]

4. Rich folks hire poor folks to do the shooting and dirty work for them.

nt

[DCKit]

7. Spot-on. There are no trust fund babies in Iraq. nt

[ProdigalJunkMail]

5. excellent job of missing the humour... n/t

[CTyankee]

8. Humor flies out the window fast with True Believers...haven't you noticed?

[Javaman]

6. -Faceplam- nt

[davidwparker]

9. Rachel played that last night. I was laughing my butt off.

He is so funny.

[gmoney]

10. maybe this is why there's a run on ammo at Wal-Mart

opportunity to turn lead into gold...