GOP plan to balance budget

[Uben]

Buy up all the bottled water and sell it for twice as much to the storm victims.

Charge anyone who uses FEMA services a user fee.

Double the toll fees until two weeks after the hurricane hits.

Sell those formaldahide laden trailers back to FEMA for a 200% profit.

MAssive tax cuts for the rich.

More massive tax cuts for the rich.

Tax increase on the poor and middle class.

Declare Social Security bankrupt and use the surplus to pay off debt.

More tax cuts for the rich.

[Rex]

1. Actually I found the document.

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EOM.

[classof56]

2. Sadly, this makes perfect sense given the GOP as we know it.

I am sickened but not surprised. Thanks for the post.

Tired Old Cynic

[gratuitous]

3. You forgot tax cuts for the wealthy

Expect a band of angry Tea Baggers to pull up in their Rascals and Hoverounds any minute now.