Hundreds of panties turn up along Ohio road.....Lighter Side News

[rsmith6621]

http://news.yahoo.com/hundreds-panties-turn-along-ohio-road-124526086.html


LANCASTER, Ohio (AP) — Authorities in central Ohio are trying to solve a panties puzzle: why hundreds of pairs of mostly women's underwear were dumped along the side of a road.

Fairfield County Deputy Gary Hummel said Thursday the undergarments were found in trees and on hillsides in several spots this week on a road in Berne Township, about 30 miles southeast of Columbus.

He says some of the panties were still folded the way they'd come in packaging, while others appeared to have been worn. There were nearly 1,700 pairs in all, in a mix of colors and patterns. Hummel says when collected, they filled 10 large trash bags.

He says investigators are "baffled" as to where the panties came from.

[Ohio Joe]

1. I am no longer in Ohio...

And I have all of my panties :P

[Renew Deal]

2. Reminds me of a story from the early internet days

About the people selling used panties on Ebay. :wtf"

[Tx4obama]

3. Maybe there had been a donation drive for a homeless shelter and they fell off of a truck

on the way to their destination.

[Arctic Dave]

4. Missing panties! Does she have phone number?

:evilgrin:

[TheMadMonk]

5. 1700 is either one hell of a snowdropper, or a bunch of students...

...mostly male, aged between 15 and 22.

On the subject of e-bay (and similar) sales, provenance of the garments on offer, played a big part. Provenance which served fetishs and perversions. For the most part, I suspect there was a lot more ick factor than actual harm done, contributing to the outlawing of such sales.

[Frustratedlady]

6. Doesn't Boehner live in Ohio? Leftovers from the drive to send Boehner panties?

I forget the issue, but there was a call out for people to inundate Boehner with women's panties in protest...maybe a year or so ago?

[Hubert Flottz]

7. Look out, it might be the work of another...

Underwear Bomber!(cluster bomb?) Just be thankful they weren't Borat Swimsuits!

[sabrina 1]

8. Probably a Repub pervert panty snatcher, dumping the evidence

before he runs for office?

Sorry! I do try to stay above the fray, but sometimes I do not succeed. What can I say?

[MADem]

14. Great minds....my first thought, too!!!!! nt

[sabrina 1]

17. Lol, oh, good. I didn't want to be the only one!

:rofl:

[SmileyRose]

9. Ohio University

college kids probably

Lancaster is a big party destination from Athens.

[Kennah]

10. Has police involvement been ruled out?

[MilesColtrane]

11. Tom Jones was just cleaning out one of his many self storage units.

[Historic NY]

12. A collector in the neighborhood just lost a good part of his fetish.

[LetTimmySmoke]

13. Nvm, insensitive comment.

[Blue_Tires]

15. probably some kind of greek prank...

I see Ohio State University isn't too far away...

[hvn_nbr_2]

16. The Underpants Gnomes' plan is complete

A South Park reference, for anyone who doesn't get it.

1. Collect underpants.
2. (Previously a ?) Distribute them along an obscure Ohio road.
3. Profit.

[Evasporque]

18. panty fetish person purged thier collection?....fratboy prank?

disgruntled WalMart employee...?

Top dresser drawer opened during a move?