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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-02-11 09:08 PM
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Labor Day Officially Moved to China

BEIJING (The Borowitz Report) – Labor Day, one of America’s most beloved and longest-celebrated holidays, has been officially moved to China, U.S. officials confirmed today.

The Labor Day celebrations are expected to kick off Monday afternoon in Beijing with a barbeque attended by over seven million people and presided over by former NBA star Yao Ming.

The transfer of Labor Day to China represents the first time in American history that an entire holiday has been outsourced, experts said.

http://www.borowitzreport.com/2011/09/02/labor-day-officially-moved-to-china/
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BOG PERSON Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-02-11 09:12 PM
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1. that's weird. i thought they celebrate labor day on may 1
like a normal country.
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